Crap

min0 lee · 02-25-2007, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DOMS

I hope you all die from syphilis.

Please.....Fufu and I are having a conversation, when we are done you may speak.

fufu · 02-25-2007, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

Please.....Fufu and I are having a conversation, when we are done you may speak.

yeah!...uh...yeah!

DOMS · 02-25-2007, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

Please.....Fufu and I are having a conversation, when we are done you may speak.

DOMS · 02-25-2007, 06:40 PM

This thread is going to get more play than some of the journals.

min0 lee · 02-25-2007, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DOMS

This thread is going to get more play than some of the journals.

Triple Threat · 02-28-2007, 06:02 PM

I can't believe that tomorrow is March already. This year is just flying by.

fufu · 02-28-2007, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple Threat

I can't believe that tomorrow is March already. This year is just flying by.

For real.

Burner02 · 03-01-2007, 11:54 AM

no shizzle, my rizzle!

DOMS · 03-01-2007, 11:59 AM

Going back to Cali...Cali, Cali...I'm going back to Cali...

KelJu · 03-01-2007, 12:01 PM

rah! rah! RARW!

the nut · 03-01-2007, 12:34 PM

fufu · 03-06-2007, 07:19 PM

So where do I begin my story...

There I was, sitting in a pile of my own feces. My pet lobster was sitting on the futon giving a look that projects something along the lines of, "when are you going to change the oil on your piece of shit truck."

I sighed and stood up. I went to the window where a cup of unknown liquid was setting in a large ceramic mug. It was baby blue, there were pieces of it chipped revealing the dull while base. I took a sip, tasted like pig blood steeped with Oprah's queefnuggets. Delicious.

Took a look out the window - there it was, 20,000 leagues under the sea.

fufu · 03-06-2007, 07:30 PM

"Samantha!", I yelled. "Samantha! Where's my happy meal?". Samantha tweaked her antennae and gave me a lobsterish growl.

I walked away...hungry. Empty. And worst of all, with a bad case of itchy nuts. I decided to go to bed.

The next morning I walked into the kitchen and found that Samantha boiled herself during the night. It was my favorite pot, she knew I only used it for special occasions. Bitch, I hate her, I love her. She is dead. I must find myself a new partner...

20,000 leagues under the sea.

**Dale Mabry** · 03-08-2007, 04:57 PM

So I'm banging this chick in the dirt shoot, right, and I'm not wearing a condom because that shit is gay. Anyway, I am going and all of a sudden, I feel something tag my nuts. Well, it turns out, it was actually a dude and his tallywhacker was teabagging mine....Looking back, somehow, wearing a condom just doesn't seem that gay.

Triple Threat · 03-09-2007, 09:25 PM

Daylight Savings Time starts this Sunday.

fufu · 03-09-2007, 09:29 PM

Shit!

BoneCrusher · 03-09-2007, 09:50 PM

Sew eye'm reeding uh post ore too hear two sea watt your awl dueing ... eye'm awl lyke ...

... watt da phuque?

**IainDaniel** · 03-16-2007, 09:59 AM

Ahhhh Fuck.

I mean Crap.

Whatever.

KelJu · 03-16-2007, 05:54 PM

God I love this thread!

BulkMeUp · 03-17-2007, 07:33 AM

Happy St. Patty's day. May you shit green crap!

Triple Threat · 03-20-2007, 04:52 PM

I'll bet you thought this thread would die while you were on vacation.

fufu · 03-20-2007, 04:56 PM

That's evil.

KelJu · 03-20-2007, 05:51 PM

Boom shacalaca boom shacalaca BOOM!

BoneCrusher · 03-20-2007, 05:59 PM

慰めは女性の大きい胸の陰の内にある

DOMS · 03-20-2007, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple Threat

I'll bet you thought this thread would die while you were on vacation.

Actually, I was hoping that that posters would.

Triple Threat · 03-21-2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DOMS

Actually, I was hoping that that posters would.

Bring back a touch of meanness from LA?

03-01-2007, 11:54 AM	#128
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,291	no shizzle, my rizzle!
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03-01-2007, 12:34 PM	#131
the nut striking down sinners Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: ct Posts: 2,209 Photos: 6
	*I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!*

03-06-2007, 07:19 PM	#132
fufu fiendish thingy Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 15,733 Photos: 4	So where do I begin my story... There I was, sitting in a pile of my own feces. My pet lobster was sitting on the futon giving a look that projects something along the lines of, "when are you going to change the oil on your piece of shit truck." I sighed and stood up. I went to the window where a cup of unknown liquid was setting in a large ceramic mug. It was baby blue, there were pieces of it chipped revealing the dull while base. I took a sip, tasted like pig blood steeped with Oprah's queefnuggets. Delicious. Took a look out the window - there it was, 20,000 leagues under the sea.
	fufu's 1337 Journal Your diet will set you free.

03-06-2007, 07:30 PM	#133
fufu fiendish thingy Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 15,733 Photos: 4	"Samantha!", I yelled. "Samantha! Where's my happy meal?". Samantha tweaked her antennae and gave me a lobsterish growl. I walked away...hungry. Empty. And worst of all, with a bad case of itchy nuts. I decided to go to bed. The next morning I walked into the kitchen and found that Samantha boiled herself during the night. It was my favorite pot, she knew I only used it for special occasions. Bitch, I hate her, I love her. She is dead. I must find myself a new partner... 20,000 leagues under the sea.
	fufu's 1337 Journal Your diet will set you free.

03-08-2007, 04:57 PM	#134
Dale Mabry Moderator Moderator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Elsewhere Posts: 13,748 Photos: 10	So I'm banging this chick in the dirt shoot, right, and I'm not wearing a condom because that shit is gay. Anyway, I am going and all of a sudden, I feel something tag my nuts. Well, it turns out, it was actually a dude and his tallywhacker was teabagging mine....Looking back, somehow, wearing a condom just doesn't seem that gay.
	If sense were common, everyone would have it. 4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...

02-28-2007, 06:02 PM	#126
Triple Threat ... Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lost Posts: 9,323 Photos: 4	I can't believe that tomorrow is March already. This year is just flying by.

03-09-2007, 09:25 PM	#135
Triple Threat ... Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lost Posts: 9,323 Photos: 4	Daylight Savings Time starts this Sunday.

03-09-2007, 09:29 PM	#136
fufu fiendish thingy Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 15,733 Photos: 4	Shit!
	fufu's 1337 Journal Your diet will set you free.

03-09-2007, 09:50 PM	#137
BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,342	Sew eye'm reeding uh post ore too hear two sea watt your awl dueing ... eye'm awl lyke ... ... watt da phuque?

03-16-2007, 09:59 AM	#138
IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 15,137	Ahhhh Fuck. I mean Crap. Whatever.
	Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

03-17-2007, 07:33 AM	#140
BulkMeUp ..is bulking up! Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Cana-dah Posts: 4,933	Happy St. Patty's day. May you shit green crap!

03-20-2007, 04:52 PM	#141
Triple Threat ... Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lost Posts: 9,323 Photos: 4	I'll bet you thought this thread would die while you were on vacation.

03-20-2007, 04:56 PM	#142
fufu fiendish thingy Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 15,733 Photos: 4	That's evil.
	fufu's 1337 Journal Your diet will set you free.

03-20-2007, 05:59 PM	#144
BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,342	慰めは女性の大きい胸の陰の内にある

04-06-2007, 12:13 PM	#147
Dale Mabry Moderator Moderator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Elsewhere Posts: 13,748 Photos: 10