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Old 08-16-2007, 01:04 PM   #181
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So are you going to be putting out on the first date. Cause I ain't puttin in an effort to be ripped off with some kiss on the cheek thing.
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None of you doo not expect to be taken seriously !!,.. not when you're pissing on my journal and not when you cut me off everytime i try to say something that you dont agree with and not for your qualifications or experience ontop of that. If I saw any of you in actual life .. I think you might be surprised at just how much I think your behaviour here has put you behind the ball and how little time I'd give to you that being the case. If I can't get an emotionally and intellectually sound conversation then I guess I'll go somewhere else. i know you'll probably laugh at that but I wont even be laughing at any of you beyond this because it just ran out of tickle. You're fuck wits - have little experience or education relative and you're gross mannered. . which just means for me here less 'friends' and more time to study and train. get it?@). You make me sick . I've had enough.

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Old 08-16-2007, 02:27 PM   #183
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So I am going to be left with Blue balls then. Is that what you are saying?



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Old 08-16-2007, 06:35 PM   #184
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So I am going to be left with Blue balls then. Is that what you are saying?
In the words of the late Richard Pryor "I didn't know a goddamn thing about foreplay. I would get to one or two plays, maybe. I wanted to get the pussy in case it got away!".
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So I am going to be left with Blue balls then. Is that what you are saying?
Ya got two choices... get 'er done yourself or lift a car:

"..The treatment is sexual release, or perhaps straining to move a very heavy object---in essence doing a Valsalva maneuver. In the one article found, the author talks of straining to lift an immovable object such as a car bumper. He claims the pain often disappears within 15 to 30 seconds. .."

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Old 08-18-2007, 10:17 AM   #187
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It's almost sick that I'm back here.. however, I found some information on a program that i thought would really help someone here so after P.M.ing them that , as I was falling to sleep, several other's of you haunted me aswell..

namingly Jodi, Soxmuscle, Archangel, and Premier.

although i'm sure others might benefit aswell, here is the Yi Chin Ching tendon change classic and marrow washing program. It is a series of stretch and light movement sequences over breathing exercises in a 100 day plan. It does belong to shaolin. We do and have many many respected shaolin monks over time of developing or rather unravelling a more sign posted path into our system who have been bone and other doctors with little external rescources or facilty to have to keep ppl well and able with and in times of bloody fuedal long wars. This is some of what they used and prescribed amongst themselves and some of we today do likewise.
Homeopathy and diet also play a big role.

At shaolin buddhism, beyond a certain profiency of understanding where chaon ( mahayana warrior zen) buddhism meets kung fu ( unerring devotion )and sangha ( community care and networking and support) , it is understood amongst us that everyone iis seen as a medical practioner and a physical trainer in skills and levels that many ppl outside our circles are even close to familar . . despite what the western community says or knows similar or what westen medicine agrees with and doesn't about our ways of practice and understanding. We even have terms "wu de" and "wen de " meaning martial morales ( rules to live and play by ) and scholarly morales ( rules to teach and learn by).

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I got really sick and gave spending time here somewhat of priority over certain other things i probably could have been doing . If at the end of the day why i got sick and why I lost condition over the last month was to positiviely impact or inform even one person's life that mightn't ever otherwise similarly been then okay. I've still had enough but okay. a month and I'll be back to myself . It's not every day and month a new networks needs climax .

I know that program will potentially help so many of you and potential clients of yours in future and I hope some of you take time out to find out what its about and or try it out .
peace.

Blooming tianshi lotus.

p.s. i dont know who keeps editing mistakes into my posts but I hope it delights you because if I was in an evil mood, that does sound as sick as i might enjoy myself. . as much as i really wouldn't do it.
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Old 08-18-2007, 10:39 AM   #188
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Old 08-18-2007, 10:44 AM   #189
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now read the article. in fact do the program. It shouldnt interfere with anything you're already doing and no shit. i challenge you too do it and tell me you dont learn more than a handful of things about physiology, form and your body. Love this .
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There are about a thousand links in that post. I have no idea which one to click or what program you want me to do.

Are you telling me I'll learn stuff from the chain-letter you posted?

I'm just baffled at your stupidity.



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Old 08-18-2007, 10:55 AM   #191
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Old 08-18-2007, 11:06 AM   #192
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There are about a thousand links in that post. I have no idea which one to click or what program you want me to do.

Are you telling me I'll learn stuff from the chain-letter you posted?

I'm just baffled at your stupidity.

1. The first one would be useful and the rest according to some ppl here like P-Funk for public record's comment, just fucktardedly not quite so.

2. So send it to someone and see. just be prepared for that answer to be - being a good friend and deserving therefore the same back can be a pain in the ass. It's hard to be an actual friend and do value the ones you find in life.

3. oh.
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I don't have a fucking clue as to what you're talking about.

I communicated with a chick from Greece at work this summer who couldn't speak english better than I do with you.

You're a flat out pain in my fucking ass.



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NOBODY likes you. Go away!



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Old 08-18-2007, 08:30 PM   #196
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I think your emotional intelligence is getting lower everday. I dont even expect anything intelligent or mature from you these days.
You dont have many real friends, do you.
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This is becoming quite annoying. I have plenty of real friends and I have friends on this board that I hang out with too, such as P-Funk and his girlfriend Goalgetter. You on the other hand have ZERO friends here. We don't want you here anymore. Are you that dumb you can't get the fucking hint that nobody likes you and everyone makes fun of you?



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I recommend this board to my clients, many dozens of them, and this individual is making me rethink that strategy. This kind of foolishness promotes confusion through the means of boisterous, nonsensical lying. Many of us here have an ego but I have yet to see an argument from Lotus, instead have seen a list of credentials that are clearly made up while she trashes established and intelligent voices on this board.

Please, leave.



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If I turn up in Arizona on your circuit with my C.V. and all my creditials in order, would you thenn concede you were mistaken and apologise? It doesn't even matter. I'm coming and that's what i'm doing.
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I wouldn't waste my time ever meeting you.



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If you did i'd make sure I tried to ensure we both learnt something and enjoyed ourselves. I wouldn't not talk to you and give you my best advice.
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Please, don't ever give me your advice. I don't want it, it makes no sense, and you don't know what you are talking about anyway. Leave!



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Then I would try nott to advise you for as long as i could and let you have as much dignity as I could before i excused myself. I'd still say hi though,.. even thOugh you're acting really immature and juvineilley cruel here. I guess that would be the difference between an actual friendship and pissing in your pocket. Ouch, because I wouldn't hate another real friend myself, especially in whole other country where we shared interests. l-).
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There are millions of people in Arizona. The likelihood of me ever running into you are slim to none. I like my odds.



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and the number is growing. by 2010 it is projected that phoenix will equal the population of chicago!



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you two are tooo cute. I wont seek you out but I really might run into you. If I do I promise i'll do my discreet best .

bye ee.
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I was just giving some population statistics.

Anyway, if you are in town, please do look me up. The cleaning crew at our facility has really been dropping the ball lately, so I might be able to get you a job.



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