A couple years back, i was driving along a road in late November in my old rusty Ford, and turning a corner in the road, the sun (being low in the sky at that time of year) was angled right in my eyes. At this point, i was turning a corner in the road with parked cars on both sides and oncoming traffic in front of me. I reached up and flipped my sunvisor down, only to be faced with the biggest shitting spider i've ever seen (okay, it wasn't that big, but it was RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE MAN!).
so, im staring at the spider, he's staring at me . . . .
. . then i crashed.
True story. No-one was hurt, i was only travelling at 20mph, but both our cars were written off and when i called up my insurance to tell them what happened, they were pissing themselves laughing! The policeman who took my statement was like 'So, no other passengers . . . except the spider, of course.'
So now im even more scared of the buggers. I'll crush a few in your name with pleasure D!
