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05-27-2009, 05:49 PM #1Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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If you met.....
If you met God would you please ask him how he did it without popping Mary's cherry?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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and drag down the features of age,
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no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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05-27-2009, 05:53 PM #2Registered User
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There are people who love me and there are people who hate me. I will take care of those people who love me and the rest can burn in hell.
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05-27-2009, 05:54 PM #3YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Yeah, and how did Franco catch that ball off of his shoe laces and run it for a TD?
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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05-27-2009, 05:58 PM #4Registered User
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Okay, this has been bugging me since I had that art history class back in college... who the fuck is God?
My professor at the time said everyone has their own interpritations of God and I wonder how I actualy see him in my mind.
Then again...is God actually a woman?
There are people who love me and there are people who hate me. I will take care of those people who love me and the rest can burn in hell.
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05-27-2009, 06:05 PM #5YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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I think so Shae, only a woman could be this cruel.
Originally Posted by Shae2K3
Okay, this has been bugging me since I had that art history class back in college... who the fuck is God? My professor at the time said everyone has their own interpritations of God and I wonder how I actualy see him in my mind.
Then again...is God actually a woman?The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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05-27-2009, 06:09 PM #6Registered User
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^ I feel bad saying this but...true story.
There are people who love me and there are people who hate me. I will take care of those people who love me and the rest can burn in hell.
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05-27-2009, 06:43 PM #7Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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mentally Originally Posted by IronAddict
God is a physical male, with female psychosadomasochistuitionCoarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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05-27-2009, 06:55 PM #8YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Yeah, and the psychodrama aspect is all female, and the psychosexual aspect is all male baby. Originally Posted by maniclion
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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05-27-2009, 06:57 PM #9Registered User
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You wish<<<<<<<<<--------- reffering back to the "crazy lesbian scissor sex" remarks....... Originally Posted by Shae2K3
Okay, this has been bugging me since I had that art history class back in college... who the fuck is God? My professor at the time said everyone has their own interpritations of God and I wonder how I actualy see him in my mind.
Then again...is God actually a woman?You've never lived untill you've almost died, life has an excitement that the protected will never know.
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05-27-2009, 07:06 PM #10Swell From Hell
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you guys are silly god used muscletech to achieve his goals
ON A 24/7 BULK....
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05-27-2009, 08:18 PM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I am surprised no one is here to protect God!
You guys are heathens!!
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05-27-2009, 08:21 PM #12Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I am God and I'm getting a kick out of these replies..... Originally Posted by min0 lee
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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05-27-2009, 08:25 PM #13Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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05-27-2009, 11:54 PM #14Iam only 1 but stil Iam 1 ELITE MEMBER
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Every one is there own god....."Aham Brahmasmi: (Sanskrit)"
In this ecstatic statement of enlightenment, "I" does not refer to the individuality or outer nature, but to the essence of the soul which is ever identical to the Supreme Being........Last edited by nkira; 05-28-2009 at 12:01 AM.
QUIET IS MIGHT. SOLITUDE IS STRENGTH. INTROVERSION IS POWER.
Words of a Wise Woman - We don't all get to have all things. I have been given more than most, not as much as others.
I enjoy the gifts that I have, I share what I can, and try not to begrudge others for having things that I don't have.
Originally Posted by KelJu
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05-28-2009, 02:03 PM #15Registered User
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ha! nice.. Originally Posted by plums_jp
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05-28-2009, 03:00 PM #16Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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no cuz he might show me. Originally Posted by maniclion
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05-28-2009, 03:01 PM #17Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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Human: hello god
God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Human: marcia
God: That's a very nice name, marcia.
Human: how did you make mary pregnant without sex
God: myself programmed me for it.
iGod | Chat with God
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05-28-2009, 03:17 PM #18Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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That's not nice, one should never slander a Supreme Being in such a way.... Originally Posted by lola1182
To think a god would stoop to such levels, pssshhhhaaa...Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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05-28-2009, 03:57 PM #19Amor Fati
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lol I love those chatbot things.
Human: asap
God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Human: me needing a job
God: YOU? Sure, needing a job sounds like a good topic.
Human: okay so when can i get a job
God: Yeah okay, Next question? Right now, as far as I know. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: you sound like an internet pedophile
God: Oh really what does it sound like?
Human: Like you, right now
God: At this moment Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Human: You're god and I thought of something you didn't?
God: Whatever gave you that idea? Yes, I am God.
Human: You said, "I didn't think of that analogy.
God: Don't put words in my mouth.
Human: haha god, you're a crack up
God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Human: So since I thought of something you didn't, does that mean I'm smarter than you?
God: That's cool. Interesting reason. Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: Dude, are you even paying attention to me?
God: I don't know whether or not I am paying attention to you. I am a founder of religions. Dude,.
Human: Wow for a supreme being you sure don't know a lot of stuff
God: I'm glad you're impressed. Is that among the best things you can say?
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Human: So does your beard get itchy sometimes?
God: Blimey. If I were your robot, do you think it should beard get itchy sometimes?
Human: blimey?
God: Hurrah!
Human: god, your british?
God: I am a Christian.
Human: You're British and a Marine?
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am British and a Marine.
-Jeez, he's a touchy supreme being isn't he?
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Human: God, if you were a tree.
God: I am a Christian.
Human: What type of tree would you be?
God: What are the different types of tree would me be ?
Human: Well there are maples, oaks.
God: How about that. Where are they?
Human:.I dunno dude, you created them
God: Me either. Thanks for the information: yan said I created them. Dude,."The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
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05-28-2009, 04:19 PM #20Moderator MODERATOR
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What if Mary had a malformation that made things placed in her anus accessible to her vagina, sort of like a "back door" for the sperm. A vaginus.
Last edited by Dale Mabry; 05-28-2009 at 04:31 PM.
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05-28-2009, 06:03 PM #21Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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05-28-2009, 07:57 PM #22Iam only 1 but stil Iam 1 ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Yanick
QUIET IS MIGHT. SOLITUDE IS STRENGTH. INTROVERSION IS POWER.
Words of a Wise Woman - We don't all get to have all things. I have been given more than most, not as much as others.
I enjoy the gifts that I have, I share what I can, and try not to begrudge others for having things that I don't have.
Originally Posted by KelJu
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