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06-01-2009, 09:16 PM #1Super Hero in Training
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Tuesday Joke
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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06-01-2009, 09:53 PM #2Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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you have never spent the night with a mosquito."
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06-01-2009, 10:59 PM #3Registered User
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yeah pretty funny but mean.....PLUS, that something a hot chick would say..
You've never lived untill you've almost died, life has an excitement that the protected will never know.
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06-02-2009, 04:28 AM #4Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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You've obviously never been to a nude beach, hot chicks are rare around there unless they are doing a photo shoot or with a rich old perv...... Originally Posted by QuestionGuy
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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06-02-2009, 07:49 AM #5YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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That was a good one.
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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06-02-2009, 08:01 AM #6Iam only 1 but stil Iam 1 ELITE MEMBER
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Never been to nude beach....but that is SO true....
Originally Posted by maniclion
QUIET IS MIGHT. SOLITUDE IS STRENGTH. INTROVERSION IS POWER.
Words of a Wise Woman - We don't all get to have all things. I have been given more than most, not as much as others.
I enjoy the gifts that I have, I share what I can, and try not to begrudge others for having things that I don't have.
Originally Posted by KelJu
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06-02-2009, 01:05 PM #7Registered User
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haha, i love that!
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06-02-2009, 05:09 PM #9INK NOT MINK ELITE MEMBER
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Lol
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06-02-2009, 05:49 PM #10Registered User
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A. I wish I could be that rich old perv. Originally Posted by maniclion
B. No...No I have not.You've never lived untill you've almost died, life has an excitement that the protected will never know.
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