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    Tuesday Joke

    A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

    For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

    A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

    He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burner02 View Post
    A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

    For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

    A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

    He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
    funny and mean
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    yeah pretty funny but mean.....PLUS, that something a hot chick would say..
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuestionGuy View Post
    yeah pretty funny but mean.....PLUS, that something a hot chick would say..
    You've obviously never been to a nude beach, hot chicks are rare around there unless they are doing a photo shoot or with a rich old perv......
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    That was a good one.
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    Never been to nude beach....but that is SO true....


    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    You've obviously never been to a nude beach, hot chicks are rare around there unless they are doing a photo shoot or with a rich old perv......
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    haha, i love that!

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    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    You've obviously never been to a nude beach, hot chicks are rare around there unless they are doing a photo shoot or with a rich old perv......
    A. I wish I could be that rich old perv.
    B. No...No I have not.
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