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    Movies so bad they're good!

    This place has been dead lately, when I start making up threads its a pretty sad state of affairs lol. However, this idea came to me from another thread. We need a thread about good B movies, really cheesy flicks that you still liked. Most of them are gonna be pretty old and have a nostalgic feel for me. I'll start.



    Michael Dudikoff...whatever happened to him?

    Then my all time favorite movie that is so bad its fucking awesome!



    Very good...but brick no hit back. Hahahaha!
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    I'm sure they'll be many more to follow, but this was the first movie I thought of.

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    I swear too god, I have this movie on vhs.


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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    I'm sure they'll be many more to follow, but this was the first movie I thought of.

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    Of all the Bad Ninja movies from the 80's this one scores 5 cheese points....


    Then the Sho Kusugi ones and then the American Ninja ones.....

    Ninja III: Domination
    Revenge of the Ninja

    there was one I had on tape Called Ninja's Deadly Trap a Kung Fu one and it was the one my friends and I always quoted.....

    And then there was a real Japanese one I had called Renegade Ninja's about Osaka Castle, Tokugawa Iyeasu and real ninja tactics and samurai, anybody seen that one?
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    Crazy Kill seems familiar, I'm not sure I've seen the others. The old Schwarzenegger movies kinda come to mind (Commando) too. I mean they had Arnold and they were bad ass, but the earlier ones had some shitty acting, were terribly scripted and somehow always managed to show him arms. Like even if the guy's wearing a suit, he'll kill an army, and by the end only the sleeves are ripped off to show the guns lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Maybe I should reread my posts and not be in such a hurry, gesh.

    But that movie was soo bad, it was good.
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    Any Steven Segal movie

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    Note to all you YouTube assholes: include the title of the movie along with your clip. Some of us are poor government workers who are blocked from YouTube at work so we have no idea what movie you're talking about.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALBOB View Post
    Note to all you YouTube assholes: include the title of the movie along with your clip. Some of us are poor government workers who are blocked from YouTube at work so we have no idea what movie you're talking about.
    Does curmudgeon sound familiar Mr. OldBob?

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    dont know how to imbed youtube vids but i was always a fan of "big trouble in little china"!

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    For all the losers who can't see YT vids

    American Ninja
    Bloodsport
    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
    Kill Crazy
    Enter the Ninja
    Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    Big Trouble in Little China is a great movie! I can't believe I didn't think of that one.
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    One of my All Time Favorite Childhood memories
    Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, the 8th Dimension and the Hong Kong Cavaliers.....
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    My other faves would be Flash Gordon, Top Secret and Last Dragon: Bruce Leroy And Sho' Nuff the Shogun of HahhhhhrlUUUmmmm

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    Also Explorers w/ River Phoenix and Ethan Hawke I'm surprised when people tell me they've never seen it, I thought it was an 80's classic.....

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    Two of my all-time favorites have already made the list; Bloodsport and Top Secret.

    Sticking with Val Kilmer I nominate Real Genius. Laughed my ass off at that one.

    And how could we forget the Holy Grail of Bad/Good movies? Rocky Horror Picture Show. It was so bad they edited it to ENCOURAGE the audience to shout things at the screen. Talk about making lemonade out of a lemon. Bravo boys, bravo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALBOB View Post
    Two of my all-time favorites have already made the list; Bloodsport and Top Secret.

    Sticking with Val Kilmer I nominate Real Genius. Laughed my ass off at that one.

    And how could we forget the Holy Grail of Bad/Good movies? Rocky Horror Picture Show. It was so bad they edited it to ENCOURAGE the audience to shout things at the screen. Talk about making lemonade out of a lemon. Bravo boys, bravo.
    Speaking of Holy Grail Monty Python anything is sure to be bad but good.....

    John Waters makes the worst great movies, come on smello'vision who else could have thousands of people eagerly scratch and sniff a card made to smell like a fart?

    An older movie that I love is Freaks, gooble gobble one of us!
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    SSSSS hah! I loved that movie just for the python and the mongoose.



    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
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    Also Explorers w/ River Phoenix and Ethan Hawke I'm surprised when people tell me they've never seen it, I thought it was an 80's classic.....

    Right when you were out, you pull me back in. Nice finds.

    I always wanted to be one of the kids in Explorers and my brother D.A.R.Y.L. was a movie my brother turned me onto.
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    Had to include this gem, yes, Nicholson made crappy movies too. If you find yourself watching this trailor of Jack's, The "Terror". You'll think you were in Pee Wee Herman's playhouse!


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    The Condemned

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    I think this catergory fits Bruce Li.

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    Another "80's classic" (to me anyway)

    Meatballs Part II


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    Quote Originally Posted by busyLivin View Post
    Another "80's classic" (to me anyway)

    Meatballs Part II

    Good one Busybody, I was gonna include the original.
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    BRUCE LI - EXIT THE DRAGON ENTER THE TIGER
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    How many of you sissy's remember this bar scene ?

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