I'm sure they'll be many more to follow, but this was the first movie I thought of.
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This place has been dead lately, when I start making up threads its a pretty sad state of affairs lol. However, this idea came to me from another thread. We need a thread about good B movies, really cheesy flicks that you still liked. Most of them are gonna be pretty old and have a nostalgic feel for me. I'll start.
Michael Dudikoff...whatever happened to him?
Then my all time favorite movie that is so bad its fucking awesome!
Very good...but brick no hit back. Hahahaha!
"The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
I'm sure they'll be many more to follow, but this was the first movie I thought of.
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The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
I swear too god, I have this movie on vhs.
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Of all the Bad Ninja movies from the 80's this one scores 5 cheese points....
Then the Sho Kusugi ones and then the American Ninja ones.....
Ninja III: Domination
Revenge of the Ninja
there was one I had on tape Called Ninja's Deadly Trap a Kung Fu one and it was the one my friends and I always quoted.....
And then there was a real Japanese one I had called Renegade Ninja's about Osaka Castle, Tokugawa Iyeasu and real ninja tactics and samurai, anybody seen that one?
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
Crazy Kill seems familiar, I'm not sure I've seen the others. The old Schwarzenegger movies kinda come to mind (Commando) too. I mean they had Arnold and they were bad ass, but the earlier ones had some shitty acting, were terribly scripted and somehow always managed to show him arms. Like even if the guy's wearing a suit, he'll kill an army, and by the end only the sleeves are ripped off to show the guns lol.
"The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
Any Steven Segal movie
Note to all you YouTube assholes: include the title of the movie along with your clip. Some of us are poor government workers who are blocked from YouTube at work so we have no idea what movie you're talking about.![]()
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dont know how to imbed youtube vids but i was always a fan of "big trouble in little china"!
For all the losers who can't see YT vids
American Ninja
Bloodsport
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Kill Crazy
Enter the Ninja
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Big Trouble in Little China is a great movie! I can't believe I didn't think of that one.
"The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate


One of my All Time Favorite Childhood memories
Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, the 8th Dimension and the Hong Kong Cavaliers.....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


My other faves would be Flash Gordon, Top Secret and Last Dragon: Bruce Leroy And Sho' Nuff the Shogun of HahhhhhrlUUUmmmm
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


D.A.R.R.Y.L
Also Explorers w/ River Phoenix and Ethan Hawke I'm surprised when people tell me they've never seen it, I thought it was an 80's classic.....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
Two of my all-time favorites have already made the list; Bloodsport and Top Secret.
Sticking with Val Kilmer I nominate Real Genius. Laughed my ass off at that one.
And how could we forget the Holy Grail of Bad/Good movies? Rocky Horror Picture Show. It was so bad they edited it to ENCOURAGE the audience to shout things at the screen. Talk about making lemonade out of a lemon. Bravo boys, bravo.![]()
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Speaking of Holy Grail Monty Python anything is sure to be bad but good.....
John Waters makes the worst great movies, come on smello'vision who else could have thousands of people eagerly scratch and sniff a card made to smell like a fart?
An older movie that I love is Freaks, gooble gobble one of us!
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


Ssssss...
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Had to include this gem, yes, Nicholson made crappy movies too. If you find yourself watching this trailor of Jack's, The "Terror". You'll think you were in Pee Wee Herman's playhouse!
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The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
The Condemned
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Where the Buffalo Roam
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
I think this catergory fits Bruce Li.
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The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
Another "80's classic" (to me anyway)
Meatballs Part II
BRUCE LI - EXIT THE DRAGON ENTER THE TIGER
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How many of you sissy's remember this bar scene ?
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The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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