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Cracker
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: sweet home alabama
Posts: 734
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ya know what I HATE...
when i scratch the cavern of my ass then rub my nose. I have to smell my ass all day and the bad part about it is that sometimes I like it.
" A cookie without sugar is just a cracker" ~ ancient voodoo proverb
"A man with infinite patience is never left waiting."~ROID's past incarnation |
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YOU ME WE
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In my skin
Posts: 2,801
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I can see how that would cause you such ambivalence. I hate how something so minute and frivalous and fictional gets people ready to fight and die for, but then again, thats been happening for centuries!
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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Senior Member
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You too?
You know what really bothers me the most, it's when I confuse a booger with a dingleberry....I like the way a booger feels on your fingers when you roll it into a ball....as much fun it is pulling dingleberries from your ass hair it doesn't compare with the calming effect a booger has. |
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,937
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I like to rub my dirty balls and roll whatever it is that I dig out of them into a ball and then smell....it is part of what makes a man.....a man....
What Would Fetus Do?
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Cracker
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: sweet home alabama
Posts: 734
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Just keep'n my Pimp Hand strong broski. All a black man can do in today's world.
" A cookie without sugar is just a cracker" ~ ancient voodoo proverb
"A man with infinite patience is never left waiting."~ROID's past incarnation |
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YOU ME WE
Elite Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In my skin
Posts: 2,801
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Pimps rule by right, but sometimes, you gotta rule by might. Bees make honey, but the Pussy makes the money! ![]()
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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Thats Dr. Keke to you!
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Lightweight, Ya Buddy!
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Philly
Posts: 7,325
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You know what I hate? When I go to get a drink of water and the toilet seat hits me in the head.
"A child does not learn to squat from the top down -- in other words, he does not suddenly make a conscious decision one day to squat. Actually, he is squatting one day and makes the conscious decision to stand." - Gray Cook
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: CA
Posts: 200
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i think i'm in the wrong thread.. lol.
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.::.:: Legend ::.::.
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ROID you ever try inserting the finger in the hole lol
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Cartographer of the Mind
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The worst is when you get bored and start picking at the dried semen stains on your pants and then rub your eye and a cum flake gets in the tear duct, gets moist and gums up your lids......
"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone |
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Cracker
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: sweet home alabama
Posts: 734
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i use the plunger handle. Helps when im constipated.
" A cookie without sugar is just a cracker" ~ ancient voodoo proverb
"A man with infinite patience is never left waiting."~ROID's past incarnation |
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Magical Apelikemenace
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