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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say “Gimme a break lady! Your daughter is pregnant.”
The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, “Quit looking out the window! Aren’t you paying attention to me?”
“Yes, of course I am paying attention ma’am. It’s just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came.”
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TOO FUNNY!
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!![]()
i dun get the story, someone explain me.
The story is someone pulled up a post from 2 years ago.![]()
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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Causing the daughter to be preggo?Originally Posted by dg806
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And it was a damn good post!Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
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Hey it's bad enough you don't come around enough! Then you make fun of my jokesOriginally Posted by kuso
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Originally Posted by kuso
I am a Ragu man myself.![]()
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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uhmm, I was initially thinking that the doctor was feeling uneasy (or trying to recall if his malpractice insurance was paid) about the possibility that he may have forgotten to clean his pelvic exam instruments after he examined the hooker that was immediately before her daughter's exam a few months earlier...
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"Doc, If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself..."
Est unusquisque faber ipsae suae fortunae.
We Americans scoff at the likes of African witch doctors yet spend 100's of millions of dollars on fake reducing systems.
The only regular exercise he gets is stretching the truth.
His intellect is not replenished, he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts...


Some believe that Mary (the 'mother' of Jesus) was a virgin, some sects ofOriginally Posted by perfectbody
Christianity do not believe this.
Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu