Thread: To date a stripper or not to date a stripper, that is the question

Originally Posted by vortrit

Or that but mine was better

My cousin was dating one.
Just used her for sex and free entry lol

Originally Posted by Built

<shrugs>

The strippers I've known must be different from the ones you folks hang with.

One of my best friends funded her Ph.D. with it - and is now a university professor. Another, a girlfriend from high school, won the Governor General award for her writing while still in high school and published a book on her experiences as a stripper. About ohhhh a hundred years or so ago I once bussed tables in a hotel coffee shop and would chat with the strippers going through the kitchen to the peeler bar - some were the kinds of drug-addicted train-wrecks you would imagine, but some were professional dancers supplementing their artistic careers with a few days a week in the bar, or like my friend the professor, funding their university education.

Guess what? I've known more drug-addicted train-wrecks who weren't strippers.

It's not the job - it's the person. Stripping's just a job. It's show biz. She's an entertainer.

ALL true. I know at least a dozen strippers from back when I worked in 2 clubs and presently. They are normal everyday girls that just happen to dance naked for a living. They pay their bills, go to the dentist, shopping, the Post Office, just like everyone else. I know more fucked up people that have"normal" jobs(truck driver, dental assistant, teacher, etc).

All i know about strippers is that i fall in love (lust) every ten minutes and for that they take all of my money

I was a bouncer in a club years ago. Most strippers are fucking psycho. Trust me on this, stay away. Or use her coochie as a cum drain and that's it. Even then, be careful. They get wacky very easily.

Originally Posted by juggernaut

I was a bouncer in a club years ago. Most strippers are fucking psycho. Trust me on this, stay away. Or use her coochie as a cum drain and that's it. Even then, be careful. They get wacky very easily.

\most are broham

Originally Posted by juggernaut

cum drain

You should get some kind of reward for putting those two words together. Cum drain... it just kind of rolls off the tounge.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

what about belly dancing? if i dated a stripper i would make my bedroom like a harem tent and have her belly dance for me.

All I know is after a month on a ship in the Persian Gulf coming into port and seeing three arab women belly dancing on stage was the closest thing to torture I've ever had not counting having a toenail removed with a scalpel and very little local anesthetic.... I don't know if it was beer goggles and the extended period of not seeing beautiful women but they were so exotic and gorgeous it took all I had not to storm the stage and dry hump one of them, but a few guys did try to crawl on stage but shore patrol grabbed them before they could....there were also some merchant sailors and fishermen from all over that part of the world going bonkers, Indian and Paki men spinning like mad dervishes in the aisles it was quite a scene....