Thread: FUNNY SHIAT! :lol: ADULT SEX QUIZ

> > ADULT SEX QUIZ
> >
> >
> > Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs,
> > Wife, Blowjob?
> > A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,
> > but you can't beat a blowjob.
> >
> > Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
> > A.) So men can be open minded.
> >
> > Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
> > A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
> >
> > Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
> > A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they
> > get.
> >
> > Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and
> > your dick?
> > A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your
> > paycheck!
> >
> > Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
> > A.) "Is it in?"
> >
> > Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the
> > Pillsbury Dough Boy?
> > A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
> >
> > Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had
> > sex?
> > A.) One of his fingers is clean.
> >
> > Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
> > A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a
> > Goodyear.
> >
> > Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in
> > common?
> > A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber
> > breaks, you're screwed.
> >

Those are great Leslie. LMAO