German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place

**min0 lee** · 09-29-2009, 09:27 AM

German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.

Published: 7:00AM BST 29 Sep 2009

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".
English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.
The poll, carried out by global research site OnePoll :: Homepage, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.
Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.
Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.
Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.
Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).
Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.
A spokesperson for OnePoll :: Homepage added: ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

**tucker01** · 09-29-2009, 09:48 AM

Another reason why Canada rules.

**min0 lee** · 09-29-2009, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Another reason why Canada rules.

Sheesh.....just like your baseball team. Your in tenth place!

**tucker01** · 09-29-2009, 10:00 AM

You are like your baseball team... have to spend a ridiculous amount of money to make yourself feel like you are good. Can't just accept that there are better teams.

**min0 lee** · 09-29-2009, 10:04 AM

Oh snap. We're in the top 10 worst list.

**tucker01** · 09-29-2009, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Oh snap. We're in the top 10 worst list.

Thanks for noticing there genius.

**min0 lee** · 09-29-2009, 10:11 AM

Don't people like it rough?

**tucker01** · 09-29-2009, 10:12 AM

what like choking till you passout? or I know your favorite... having the chick where a strapon.

**min0 lee** · 09-29-2009, 10:12 AM

3. Sweden (too quick)

LOL, more like they came first.

**min0 lee** · 09-29-2009, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

what like choking till you passout? or I know your favorite... having the chick where a strapon.

I don't see a problem there.

**min0 lee** · 09-29-2009, 10:14 AM

7. Wales (too selfish)

They don't share their sheep?

**min0 lee** · 09-29-2009, 10:18 AM

Heaven: where the police are British, the cooks French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian, and it is all organized and run by the Swiss.

Hell: where the police are German, the cooks British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized and run by the Italians.

**min0 lee** · 09-29-2009, 10:19 AM

**KelJu** · 09-29-2009, 10:34 AM

As far as the world's best female lovers, I bet the list would be the same.
Latin women are sexy as hell, and they just have spunk and tenacity.

White anglo-saxon American women, as a generalization, are some of the most boring women on the planet only beaten out by Japanese.

**Will Brink** · 09-29-2009, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".
English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

No pun intended...

**I Are Baboon** · 09-29-2009, 12:39 PM

This is what the Germans get for not having a limit of 15 on their schnitzengruben.

**maniclion** · 09-29-2009, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by KelJu

As far as the world's best female lovers, I bet the list would be the same.
Latin women are sexy as hell, and they just have spunk and tenacity.

White anglo-saxon American women, as a generalization, are some of the most boring women on the planet only beaten out by Japanese.

I disagree, Japanese women I've been with were freaks.....but I bring that out in women so I can't really rate the races fairly.....the only time I will fuck is if I feel that deep passion (which is often) and not just a twinge in my chub....

If I were German I wouldn't need sex if I had the Autobahn....

**Perdido** · 09-29-2009, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

I disagree, Japanese women I've been with were freaks....

Agree, ever seen any Jap porn? They are sick (in a good way of course)!

**danzik17** · 09-29-2009, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by rahaas

Agree, ever seen any Jap porn? They are sick (in a good way of course)!

You enjoy the tentacle rape?

**maniclion** · 09-29-2009, 05:50 PM

I think it's up to yourself to bring the best lover out of your partner so what does this say about the women in these countries? Maybe German men would be more passionate if Olga didn't have a mole on the tip of her nose, Canadian women are the inspiration for the men. Spain? Come on the men are hairy grease pits, but you get them around those women and who wouldn't become a Casanova?

**Perdido** · 09-29-2009, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by danzik17

You enjoy the tentacle rape?

What's that? Never mind...I'm not sure I want to know

**Little Wing** · 09-29-2009, 06:14 PM

italian cocks are just like italian shoes....

soft.

**awhites1** · 09-29-2009, 06:48 PM

this poll is gay. like every one is too extreme in way. like there is some guy out there that is the perfect amount of sweet but dominating, goes long, not too rough but rough enough, not too loud...they can shove this poll up cosmos ass cuz thats where it sounds like it came from. I want to be a swede, girl better hers before I get mine.

**min0 lee** · 09-29-2009, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by Little Wing

italian cocks are just like italian shoes....

soft.

**min0 lee** · 09-29-2009, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by awhites1

this poll is gay. like every one is too extreme in way. like there is some guy out there that is the perfect amount of sweet but dominating, goes long, not too rough but rough enough, not too loud...they can shove this poll up cosmos ass cuz thats where it sounds like it came from. I want to be a swede girl better hers before I get mine.

What's so great about wanting to be a swede girl?

**awhites1** · 09-29-2009, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by rahaas

Agree, ever seen any Jap porn? They are sick (in a good way of course)!

i watched a video that was more shocking that two girls and a cup on every level. someone sent it to my phone and i deleted it but could never find it again after that. the jist was two asian chicks, one hikes her ass up in the air and the other one puts a funnel in it, pours leaches down the funnel. they take the funnel out and she holds them in for about 30 secs or so then starts poo'ing them out. I couldn't believe I was still watching it but it got worse when one of them ate of the leaches she shot out of her ass. You can't make this stuff up. it was so disgusting I couldn't leave my apt, jacked it for like 2 weeks strait

**awhites1** · 09-29-2009, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

What's so great about wanting to be a swede girl?

HAHA. i just read what I wrote. I should have said "i want to be a swede , (*comma*) girl better get hers before I get mine"
no, i dont want to be a Swedish girl

**DiGiTaL** · 09-29-2009, 08:18 PM

People always mistook me from being from Spain.

Its time I accepted it.

Guys, I'm from Spain.

**Little Wing** · 09-30-2009, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by awhites1

i watched a video that was more shocking that two girls and a cup on every level. someone sent it to my phone and i deleted it but could never find it again after that. the jist was two asian chicks, one hikes her ass up in the air and the other one puts a funnel in it, pours leaches down the funnel. they take the funnel out and she holds them in for about 30 secs or so then starts poo'ing them out. I couldn't believe I was still watching it but it got worse when one of them ate of the leaches she shot out of her ass. You can't make this stuff up. it was so disgusting I couldn't leave my apt, jacked it for like 2 weeks strait

not leeches, eels.

**Built** · 10-01-2009, 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by DiGiTaL

People always mistook me from being from Spain.

Its time I accepted it.

Guys, I'm from Spain.

I suddenly want you.

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