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    UPDATE: Shamwow guy gets slapped by hooker


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    I can't believe nobody gets this
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    Quote Originally Posted by SYN View Post
    I can't believe nobody gets this
    um.....have you been drinking ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
    um.....have you been drinking ?
    No. I just thought it was funny that the guy that gets arrested for slapping a hooker is promoting a product called the SlapChop!
    Apparently I am the only one who finds the spectacular irony in this.
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    You posted up a full commercial.

    Good job. Your failed attempt at comedy is hilarious.
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    I thought I was going to see someone get slapped
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    Quote Originally Posted by SYN View Post
    I can't believe nobody gets this

    that's cuz you have a life and those who don't saw this when it actually happened. glued to the internets, you're doing it wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doublebase View Post
    I thought I was going to see someone get slapped

    BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | Fry finds 'funniest ever' mating ritual

    how's that?

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    can we at least get the mug shots of this guy, hehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    that's cuz you have a life and those who don't saw this when it actually happened. glued to the internets, you're doing it wrong.
    I heard about it when it first happend. That's why the thread title has he word 'update' in it. I just find it funny that he is now advertising the SlapChop. In case you STILL don't see the irony there....it's called a fucking SLAPchop........





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    I didn't know about this. Or forgot. Maybe a small back story would have helped.
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    They have the same pajamas. They must have been in love.

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    He was advertising the product before the incident BTW...I've seen slapchop on late night TV for over a year.

    Also, the PJs are hospital gowns...but more importantly than all that:

    dude, why would he pay for such a unattractive piece? I never understood that...if you're going to pay for sex, at least get a nice piece, right? Would you go out and buy a piece of shit luxury good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lnvanry View Post
    He was advertising the product before the incident BTW...I've seen slapchop on late night TV for over a year.

    Also, the PJs are hospital gowns...but more importantly than all that:

    dude, why would he pay for such a unattractive piece? I never understood that...if you're going to pay for sex, at least get a nice piece, right? Would you go out and buy a piece of shit luxury good?
    First time I saw it was lastnight, so I had to laugh.

    She was probably a lot better looking before he beat her up. I thought the whole thing was funny until I saw the pictures of her.

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    She's really actually quite a beautiful girl.
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    Whenever I see those commercials by him and the loud guy who died I can always tell they are wired to the hilt on something, speed, coke whatever, SlapWow guy looks like a crank head.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Whenever I see those commercials by him and the loud guy who died I can always tell they are wired to the hilt on something, speed, coke whatever, SlapWow guy looks like a crank head.....
    Didn't Billy Mays die of a cocaine overdose?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SYN View Post
    Didn't Billy Mays die of a cocaine overdose?
    Yeah and I think Shammie Dude or the hooker had meth on them.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Yeah and I think Shammie Dude or the hooker had meth on them.....
    Probably both of them. A vast majority of hookers have a drug problem. I wish they all had better lives.
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    Ten bucks says Ron Popeil is a child molester. That, or those are babies in that cooker.


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    Quote Originally Posted by I Are Baboon View Post
    Ten bucks says Ron Popeil is a child molester. That, or those are babies in that cooker.

    He's a cocksucker, look at the shine on those lips...you only get that from polishing pole hands free.....
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    LOL this thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Are Baboon View Post
    Ten bucks says Ron Popeil is a child molester. That, or those are babies in that cooker.

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