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Old 10-06-2009, 05:05 PM   #1
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Talking Womens' natural flaws summarized, AKIRA style

A woman that has a perfect ass will have NO tits.

A woman that has perfect tits will have NO ass.

A woman that has perfect tits and a perfect ass, will have a fucked up face.

A woman that has perfect tits, a perfect ass, and a beautiful face will be a bitch.



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pretty good!!!
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a girl with perfect tits and perfect ass is fat in the waist.
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Old 10-06-2009, 05:26 PM   #4
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A woman that has a perfect ass will have NO tits.

A woman that has perfect tits will have NO ass.

A woman that has perfect tits and a perfect ass, will have a fucked up face.

A woman that has perfect tits, a perfect ass, and a beautiful face will be a bitch.
Yeah, but there is the exception to every rule!



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Yeah, but there is the exception to every rule!
This is true.

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I am not interested in exceptions.



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A woman can have nice tits, nice ass, nice face and be the perfect fuck.
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Well then , if she will tiitb then there's the exception.



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Or more simply, by the time she has exactly what you want, she is out of your league anyway.
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Yeah, but there is the exception to every rule!
Those exceptions are usually married to a very rich man or a lesbian....



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A woman that has perfect tits, a perfect ass, and a beautiful face will be a bitch.
You know the difference between a slut and a bitch, don't you AKIRA?

A slut will do it with everybody. A bitch will do it with everybody - except you.



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A woman that has a perfect ass will have NO tits.

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You know the difference between a slut and a bitch, don't you AKIRA?

A slut will do it with everybody. A bitch will do it with everybody - except you.
That is true, but Ive fucked more bitches than you can possibly imagine.
Getting rejected from sex isnt the only indicator of bitchitis.



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yea, bro.

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Hilarious nonetheless.



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If she's all that perfect, she won't be interested in you then
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You know the difference between a slut and a bitch, don't you AKIRA?

A slut will do it with everybody. A bitch will do it with everybody - except you.
Built , you are so wise .
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A woman can have nice tits, nice ass, nice face and be the perfect fuck.
but her feet will stink or she'll have chronic gas.....something is bound to be wrong.....



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True, but she'll also have a perfect penis.
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True, but she'll also have a perfect penis.
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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A woman who is pretty good looking tells you she wants to fuck you in a bar usually means she wants to fuck you and leave a trace on your dick for the rest of your short life.



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When I think of the lowest common denominators, I think of those listed in the thread topic. Of course there are exceptions.

Ive met plenty of girls that have no ass, no tits, no pretty face, and they still find a way to be a bitch.



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I still stand by my previous statement.




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..case in point.



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Alright AKIRA, what's happening now?



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