Thread: Man needed a hug ... so dug up wife's corpse to snuggle

I don't see what the problem is. He isn't hurting anyone.

ahhhh....

definitely strange, but as kelju mentioned, he isn't hurting anybody.

give him a slap on the wrist and tell him to stop being so god damn weird and hope for the best.

the guy just loved his wife.

I bet thats not all he did with her corpse.... also when he remolded her in clay you know he exaggerated a bit too......nah I kid I'm sure he treated the remains with all respect he could...such contradictions in our world we believe the soul has gone and all that's left is an empty vessel yet we don't want the remains disturbed for eternity....it's a soda can the contents no longer need it so let it recycle back into the cycle as soon as possible....

But in the end this is one of those ultimate love stories

Some may think it odd that my gf had a bit of the ashes from her grand father mixed in the ink when she had a tattoo of his favorite thing, orchids, done on her back

Okie dokie then!

They should offer that as an alternative to burial n cremation. Strip the bones of all the flesh and remold them with clay, so it really looks like that person. I had an idea a while ago that it would be cool if people could be dipped in glass after they die, but the heat would have to be too much.

when Tesla was little she used to say when i died she was going to put me in the freezer and take me out and kiss me once a day. then when she was a bit older she said she was going to mummify me... there are dead animals in my freezer that belong to her.

as for the guy... this is a love story. more men should love their wives that much.

I want my head to be shrunken and then bronzed and mounted on the hood of a Bentley.....

Originally Posted by maniclion

I want my head to be shrunken and then bronzed and mounted on the hood of a Bentley.....

Nice

Originally Posted by SYN

Nice

Yeah, and then some kid will walk by and snap it off and wear it as a medallion around his neck all through High School, then when he graduates he'll dangle it on his mirror with his grad tassel until he sells his car, then he'll toss it in a box of mementos, where it'll stay until he gets married then his wife will say it's creepy and tell him to toss it out, so he will but on garbage day it'll bounce off of the garbage truck and roll down the street and lay in a ditch for several nights. Then a lonely kid will be walking home from school and see it glimmering in the sun, pick it up and take it home where he'll leave it sitting on his desk for several month's until one night he gets curious and does a search for bronzed shrunken heads and finds an archived webpage leading back to Post#1937483 on some old useless site called Ironmagazineforums, you know cause in the future they'll have supplements that make you big and strong ....

GALILEO'S MISSING FINGERS ARE FOUND


Two of Galileo's fingers, cut from his hand 300 years ago, were just rediscovered when the sealed glass jar they were stored in sold at auction. Three fingers were cut from Galileo's hand in 1737, when his body was moved to its final resting place (Galileo died in 1642). It was not uncommon at the time to cut body parts from saints to keep as relics--and Galileo was considered a sort of secular saint. At some point two of the fingers and one of Galileo's teeth were stored in the jar, which disappeared in about 1905. The person who bought the jar at auction took it to experts at the Museum of the History of Science in Florence, Italy. Experts there confirmed the authenticity of the jar and its contents. The fingers will be displayed at the museum with the third finger, which the museum already possessed.

fuck that what a creep

Til death do us part? No.

imagine the pain the man must feel to go to that extreme to hold on to her,

i think its a nice story, weird but nice

i picture my wife trying to lift my dead ass into the recyclables bin on weds night when i die! albeit she might keep 1 part for a walking stick! jk lolz

No matter what, we'll always be together baby. I love you! I wonder if he ever...you know...

Why did the necrophiliac have his wife cremated?

He wanted to get a piece of ash.

Originally Posted by KelJu

I don't see what the problem is. He isn't hurting anyone.

agreed

Wish there were pics.

Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts

Wish there were pics.

I don't