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08-24-2002, 12:01 AM #1Senior Member
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I'm dumping my wife!
I'm getting rid of the old bat! Here are some things I will be looking forward to in my new single life.
No more re-adjusting your mirrors and seats every time you get in your car
toilet seat is already up after consuming 18-pack of beer
paper plates come in two choices - disposable and still usable
buddies, bar, buddies, chicks, bar buddies, home, beer, fart, sleep
porno flick can remain in the VCR
junk drawer actually holds junk
you can kill the cat
old beer cans do suffice as ash trays
all the laundry can be sorted and forcibly smashed down hard enough to submerge into just one load
no more doilies
toilet paper conveniently left on the floor for easy reach
it's perfectly acceptable to fart at the table
frilly, flowery shower curtains can be used to bury the carcass of her now dead cat
closet space
no more shrieking of your name when there is a spider nearby
buddies, bar, buddies, chicks, bar buddies, home, beer, fart, sleep
commercials with bikini-clad blondes selling long distance are, indeed, worth watching
no more cold toes between your thighs at 3:10 a.m.
dead cat's food bowl doubles as a urinal
housework can be done in one lap - bathroom, fridge, beer, couch
her drinks are no longer a major drain to your savings account
condoms proudly displayed in your wallet once again
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08-24-2002, 01:24 AM #2Member ELITE MEMBER
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"Got MILK"
Where's Your Mustache LOL
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08-24-2002, 04:00 AM #3Senior Member
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No, no, no. She'll be so relieved to find out I'm only joking, she'll forget all about being mad.Originally posted by bubbasr
mmafiter she might dump you after she reads these threads LMAO
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08-24-2002, 07:56 AM #4Senior Member
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Re: I'm dumping my wife!
WAYS TO SAY "GOOD BYE"Originally posted by mmafiter
I'm getting rid of the old bat!
English
Good bye
See yaa!
Later!
Get the fuck outta here!
Afrikaans
Totsiens
Arabic
Ma'assalama
Brazilian
Tchau
British
Later, old chap. Here's mud in your face.
Canadian
Catch ya on the flipside!
Take off, eh
Danish
Farvel
French
A bientot
Au revoir
Adieu
German
Auf Wiedersehen
Spanish
Adios
Hasta luego
Internet
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08-24-2002, 08:05 AM #5Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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Um...w8....you forgot sayounara and maybe even nidoto kao o dasu na!
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08-24-2002, 08:30 AM #6EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Re: Re: I'm dumping my wife!
Those Smilies are too muchOriginally posted by w8lifter
WAYS TO SAY "GOOD BYE"
English
Good bye
See yaa!
Later!
Get the fuck outta here!
Afrikaans
Totsiens
Arabic
Ma'assalama
Brazilian
Tchau
British
Later, old chap. Here's mud in your face.
Canadian
Catch ya on the flipside!
Take off, eh
Danish
Farvel
French
A bientot
Au revoir
Adieu
German
Auf Wiedersehen
Spanish
Adios
Hasta luego
Internet
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08-24-2002, 08:42 AM #7*-==♠==-* ELITE MEMBER
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Re: Re: I'm dumping my wife!
AdiosOriginally posted by w8lifter
Spanish
Adios
Hasta luego
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Astá Luego
Bete pal carajo
Salte de aqui
Bete pa la mierda
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08-24-2002, 10:28 AM #8Senior Member
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Re: Re: Re: I'm dumping my wife!
Hey thanks for the help there KataMasterbater!Originally posted by KataMaStEr
Adios
Astá Luego
Bete pal carajo
Salte de aqui
Bete pa la mierda
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08-24-2002, 11:03 AM #9What tan line?
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They always say that the grass is greener on the other side but damn if it don't really sound good to look forward to this kind of life. I'll pass this along to the other half and see if I get as nice of a response that w8 gave for ways to say good-bye. I guarentee that I will receive much worse than what she posted. Either that or I have just commited
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08-24-2002, 11:10 AM #10I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! ELITE MEMBER
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So your gettin rid of the old bat eh? Does she know how to clean and cook??
Cool
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08-24-2002, 11:13 AM #11What tan line?
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This looks like it could get real interesting. Can't wait for the reply.
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08-24-2002, 12:36 PM #12Registered User
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Eh....W8!!!
You need aplace to stay?
...just down da road from ya!!
Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
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08-24-2002, 12:38 PM #13I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! ELITE MEMBER
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She don't want no long haired biker types Dero!
Cool
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08-24-2002, 12:40 PM #14Registered User
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How d'you know????
Last edited by Dero; 08-24-2002 at 12:51 PM.
Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
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08-24-2002, 01:35 PM #15Senior Member
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Ya Dero, I'm pretty sure you're gonna be her first stop!Originally posted by Dero
Eh....W8!!!
You need aplace to stay?
...just down da road from ya!!
As a matter of fact, I overheard her say something about stopping by your place tomorrow! Get yourself all prettied up and wait by the door! Just stay there until she drops by. Don't leave the house for anything or you might miss her. Hell don't leave the front door for that matter!
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08-24-2002, 02:27 PM #16Member ELITE MEMBER
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What I want to know is who gets the computer?
I think mmafiter should so he can catch up to your posts w8lifter seeing how you hawged the time any how LMAO
"Got MILK"
Where's Your Mustache LOL
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08-24-2002, 03:52 PM #17Master of ICE
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You forgot
Japanse
SAYONARA !!Cold as ice !!
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08-24-2002, 04:29 PM #18Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm dumping my wife!
LMAO no problem man, I’ll be happy to healp in any way to take u downOriginally posted by mmafiter
Hey thanks for the help there KataMasterbater!
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