Thread: If your in a camp with a bunch of campers

What if the slowest camper happens to be your kid?

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

What if the slowest camper happens to be your kid?

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

What if the slowest camper happens to be your kid?

You can always have more. You could also always trip someone as to assure your childs escape.

Strange Bear Hunting Story


Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.

He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.

Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.

Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank.

Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.

Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder.

He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

What if it's a very hungry bear? And a fast eater?

AND it's cheat day?

Hope GFR got what he expected from this thread.
It was a funny joke however, because it is so true.

And bears would never eat fast, unless its berries.

Originally Posted by Realist

Hope GFR got what he expected from this thread.
It was a funny joke however, because it is so true.

And bears would never eat fast, unless its berries.

They usually go for the genitals first, in your case a very fast meal.....

Originally Posted by maniclion

They usually go for the genitals first, in your case a very fast meal.....

I don't think that could be considered a "meal".

Originally Posted by maniclion

They usually go for the genitals first, in your case a very fast meal.....

Umm, last I checked, I don't believe this is the right section for insults.

I've called people out before and they wouldn't come in cowardly fashion.
The offer is still on the table, but I get the feeling it'd be a waste of my time anyhow.

Originally Posted by Realist

Umm, last I checked, I don't believe this is the right section for insults.

I've called people out before and they wouldn't come in cowardly fashion.
The offer is still on the table, but I get the feeling it'd be a waste of my time anyhow.

How is that any different than the rest of your time?

Originally Posted by Realist

Umm, last I checked, I don't believe this is the right section for insults.

I've called people out before and they wouldn't come in cowardly fashion.
The offer is still on the table, but I get the feeling it'd be a waste of my time anyhow.

I am Elite Cult Member if you recall, we have insult comic privileges...

Could just play dead or if he gets ya, you may not have to play.