Describe you ideal woman?

**GeorgeForemanRules** · 12-24-2009, 11:22 AM

I will start.

Really drunk and with painfully low self esteem. Some other qualities I demand in my woman are:

Mute
Whore
No friends
Huge tits
At least two forms of drug addiction
Under 30, I wont date old women
Low self esteem
Mother dead, sisters if any also dead
Natural D cup or better
Must be a great cook
Addicted to sex
No kids, sterile would also be good
Little or no education
Must do my laundry and clean my home and must do it well

**largepkg** · 12-24-2009, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman

I will start.

Really drunk and with painfully low self esteem. Some other qualities I demand in my woman are:

Mute
Whore
No friends
Huge tits
At least two forms of drug addiction
Under 30, I wont date old women
Low self esteem
Mother dead, sisters if any also dead
Natural D cup or better
Must be a great cook
Addicted to sex
No kids, sterile would also be good
Little or no education
Must do my laundry and clean my home and must do it well

Agreed to all. I call them low hanging fruit and they're gtg!

**JerseyDevil** · 12-24-2009, 12:38 PM

I'll add no teeth to that list.

**Prince** · 12-24-2009, 04:32 PM

the one I already have!

**heavyiron** · 12-24-2009, 04:59 PM

Smart
Hard working
Opinionated
Loving
Encouraging
Attractive
Sexual
Affirming
Strong
Independant
Fit
Healthy
Creative
Gifted
Adventursome

**GeorgeForemanRules** · 12-24-2009, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by heavyiron.

Smart
Hard working
Opinionated
Loving
Encouraging
Attractive
Sexual
Affirming
Strong
Independant
Fit
Healthy
Creative
Gifted
Adventursome

Disgusting post...negged with full force for unmanliness.

**Curt James** · 12-24-2009, 05:03 PM

Was just introduced to the online sensation and goddess that is...
Diana Tyuleneva!

GOT DAYUM!

**heavyiron** · 12-24-2009, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman

Disgusting post...negged with full force for unmanliness.

I have an extremely strong personality so I need a woman that can handle me. When I met my wife I was attracted to her emotional strength and she was attracted to mine. Her parents had never seen her NOT run over a man before she met me. She is very strong willed but she is able to follow me because I am even stronger willed so it actually works great for us.

**GeorgeForemanRules** · 12-24-2009, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by heavyiron.

I have an extremely strong personality so I need a woman that can handle me. When I met my wife I was attracted to her emotional strength and she was attracted to mine. Her parents had never seen her NOT run over a man before she met me. She is very strong willed but she is able to follow me because I am even stronger willed so it actually works great for us.

Oh my God that was even more gay then your first post. I just threw up and my dick became a clit just reading that wretched filth.

Recharging to neg you again.

**Curt James** · 12-24-2009, 05:09 PM

And I can combine the characteristics from these two posts to make my ultimate woman.

Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman

I will start.

Really drunk and with painfully low self esteem. Some other qualities I demand in my woman are:

Mute
Whore
No friends
Huge tits
At least two forms of drug addiction
Under 30, I wont date old women
Low self esteem
Mother dead, sisters if any also dead
Natural D cup or better
Must be a great cook
Addicted to sex
No kids, sterile would also be good
Little or no education
Must do my laundry and clean my home and must do it well

Originally Posted by heavyiron.

Smart
Hard working
Opinionated
Loving
Encouraging
Attractive
Sexual
Affirming
Strong
Independant
Fit
Healthy
Creative
Gifted
Adventursome

"Really drunk" can be fun on occasion.

To those characteristics, I'll add sense of humor and patience.

**heavyiron** · 12-24-2009, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman

Oh my God that was even more gay then your first post. I just threw up and my dick became a clit just reading that wretched filth.

Recharging to neg you again.

Did I mention she will do ANYTHING I want sexually WHENEVER I want.

**Prince** · 12-24-2009, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by heavyiron.

Did I mention she will do ANYTHING I want sexually WHENEVER I want.

**heavyiron** · 12-24-2009, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by Robert D.

D-cup-natty =)

**weldingman** · 12-24-2009, 07:51 PM

A nasty ho that tosses salade and ass to mouth

**min0 lee** · 12-24-2009, 08:21 PM

DoubleBase

**Shillelagh** · 12-25-2009, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by heavyiron.

Smart
Hard working
Opinionated
Loving
Encouraging
Attractive
Sexual
Affirming
Strong
Independant
Fit
Healthy
Creative
Gifted
Adventursome

Damn, I made a list and then looked at yours, all but one were the same....Wanna hook up?

**heavyiron** · 12-25-2009, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by Shillelagh

Damn, I made a list and then looked at yours, all but one were the same....Wanna hook up?

Only if you like man on man action.

**TurdFerguson** · 12-25-2009, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by heavyiron.

Smart
Hard working
Opinionated
Loving
Encouraging
Attractive
Sexual
Affirming
Strong
Independant
Fit
Healthy
Creative
Gifted
Adventursome

Please sir, this kind of filth is unnecessary and difficult to look at.

Originally Posted by heavyiron.

I have an extremely strong personality so I need a woman that can handle me. When I met my wife I was attracted to her emotional strength and she was attracted to mine. Her parents had never seen her NOT run over a man before she met me. She is very strong willed but she is able to follow me because I am even stronger willed so it actually works great for us.

Oh crap, just puked a bit....great now my mouth tastes like a cat pooed in it.

Originally Posted by heavyiron.

Did I mention she will do ANYTHING I want sexually WHENEVER I want.

Too little, too late....the damage has already been done.

**GeorgeForemanRules** · 12-25-2009, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

DoubleBase

ROFL

Pure Gold.

**ROID** · 12-28-2009, 07:22 PM

WTF ???

who is this dude coming in here with only 300 posts and is a moderator ?? i have over double that amount.

Freaking garbage. Everyone just trying to keep the black man down. RACIST NAZI BASTARDS

**Crono1000** · 12-28-2009, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by heavyiron.

Smart
Hard working
Opinionated
Loving
Encouraging
Attractive
Sexual
Affirming
Strong
Independant
Fit
Healthy
Creative
Gifted
Adventursome

gay

**heavyiron** · 12-28-2009, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by ROID

WTF ???

who is this dude coming in here with only 300 posts and is a moderator ?? i have over double that amount.

Freaking garbage. Everyone just trying to keep the black man down. RACIST NAZI BASTARDS

I am black. The flash when my pic was taken washed out my color brother.

**soxmuscle** · 12-28-2009, 11:39 PM

Ideally, I'd want an attractive, intelligent and rational chick by my side.

Finding one that fits all three is a near impossibility.

**danzik17** · 12-29-2009, 12:37 AM

I noticed none of you even mentioned breathing. Sick necropheliacs, you disgust me.

**Captn'stabbin** · 12-29-2009, 06:50 AM

must be born with vagina, everything can be fixed by science.

**GeorgeForemanRules** · 12-29-2009, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by ROID

WTF ???

who is this dude coming in here with only 300 posts and is a moderator ?? i have over double that amount.

Freaking garbage. Everyone just trying to keep the black man down. RACIST NAZI BASTARDS

Well he is a homosexual so at least he has that going for him.

**maniclion** · 12-29-2009, 05:52 PM

She has to have a good right hook, be nearly hairless from the eyes down and not take any shit from me....

**heavyiron** · 12-29-2009, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman

Well he is a homosexual so at least he has that going for him.

Being a small penised gay black man is not as fun as it sounds.

**Perdido** · 12-29-2009, 06:36 PM

My ideal woman:
Brings home $300K a year and doesn't mind me having female friends over for sleepovers.

**tailender1** · 12-30-2009, 06:37 PM

1.Huge tits
2.Not Clingy
3.Must know cooking (pls)

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