Thread: Advice on shaving

My god, what has our precious training section come to?

Why do you feel the need to shave your chest? Are you competing???

I use to shave my chest when I was in middle- and high-school because I was self-conscious about it. Now, I love it!! Learn to embrace the hair! It's burly. Don't you want to be compared to Chuck Norris? Hmm?? Don't you???

You know....when Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet...the water gets Chuck Norris.

....this, my friend...could be you...

I shaved my back and chest one time and it was the most miserable week of my life. I felt like I was wearing a shitty sweater with no undershirt and scratching just made it worse.

Originally Posted by Phineas

Don't you want to be compared to Chuck Norris? Hmm?? Don't you???

I wanna be compared to Chuck Norris! I do! I do!

You could use a clippers to just shorten it a lot without actually shaving it down to the skin and you wouldn't have that issue

I feel the hair that bald is the way to go I don't like the hair atall....now is someone going to give me some actual advice or am I just going to have to read this shit all day. P.s the joke about chuck norris sucks!!

Originally Posted by irishteen

I feel the hair that bald is the way to go I don't like the hair atall....now is someone going to give me some actual advice or am I just going to have to read this shit all day. P.s the joke about chuck norris sucks!!

When irishteen's zit-like chest razor burn goes swimming the zit-like chest razor burn doesn't get wet, the water gets zit-like chest razor burn....

Mmmmm....noo, I like it better with Chuck Norris. At least he has chest hair.

I raced road bikes for almost 20 years, and shaved my legs for that long too. There were occasions when I'd get those little bumps, but time took care of the problem. They WILL go away!

If you're shaving against the grain, so to speak, there could be minor bits of dirt, or oil that are getting shoved into the follicle, causing an irritation, creating red bumps.

Make sure the area you're shaving, legs, chest, whatever, is clean. Best bet, right after a shower.

Shave with the grain for awhile, until you skin gets used to the action of the razor.

If you want that really close shave that you can only get by going 'against the grain', do it on a small area first, and don't apply alot of pressure.

Cool your skin down with some cool water, which will close the pores, then apply a mild lotion.

Know this also, that shaving against the grain can leave the end of the hair below the surface of the skin. When it grows back, it can actually go under the very thinnest bit of skin, and not actually surface. You may see a hair, but it could be just under a very thin layer of skin. Don't freak out, it happens.

Going with the grain is your best bet.

good luck

Cheers bbud...I'll try out your advice

It's not the shaving that's causing it. Don't let your bf blow loads on your chest anymore. If you do, use some kind of disintectant, like pinesol.

Wax that shit dude...I am so glad I have Native American blood that keeps torso hair to a minimum....

Originally Posted by bbud

I raced road bikes for almost 20 years, and shaved my legs for that long too. There were occasions when I'd get those little bumps, but time took care of the problem. They WILL go away!

If you're shaving against the grain, so to speak, there could be minor bits of dirt, or oil that are getting shoved into the follicle, causing an irritation, creating red bumps.

Make sure the area you're shaving, legs, chest, whatever, is clean. Best bet, right after a shower.

Shave with the grain for awhile, until you skin gets used to the action of the razor.

If you want that really close shave that you can only get by going 'against the grain', do it on a small area first, and don't apply alot of pressure.

Cool your skin down with some cool water, which will close the pores, then apply a mild lotion.

Know this also, that shaving against the grain can leave the end of the hair below the surface of the skin. When it grows back, it can actually go under the very thinnest bit of skin, and not actually surface. You may see a hair, but it could be just under a very thin layer of skin. Don't freak out, it happens.

Going with the grain is your best bet.

good luck

So youre one of those homos in the gay outfits that I want to run over in the canyon?

Originally Posted by bigmoe65

So youre one of those homos in the gay outfits that I want to run over in the canyon?

Haha! I ride a lot and I always see the same group of guys all in matching spandex and they give me the dirtiest looks for not wearing spandex and a helmet apparently.

Waxing hurts too much...Roids1 suck my dick!!

Originally Posted by NeilPearson

You could use a clippers to just shorten it a lot without actually shaving it down to the skin and you wouldn't have that issue

+1 on the clippers, I do a full body clipper run every 2 weeks including my nuts. Chicks just dig that shit.

GICH!

Originally Posted by irishteen

Waxing hurts too much...Roids1 suck my dick!!

You're a puss women do it all the time, the waxing that is, I doubt any have sucked on your teeny peeny....

Originally Posted by maniclion

You're a puss women do it all the time, the waxing that is, I doubt any have sucked on your teeny peeny....

Lol, Irish chicks dont put out, it's more likely Father Bob who's had his winkie in his mouth

Originally Posted by irishteen

Hey everybody i havnt been on this in awhile but im back now !!

Anyways i recently started shaving my chest and have since then got sum type of little red spots all over my chest the spots dont seem to be acne because they dont look pustular.I use shaving foam and all that but is their anything i can do to get rid of these red bumps ?

Any relevant help is much appreciated,


Irishteen

Man are you fucking serious, get a fucking life, talk about scatting in a whores mouth or something, who gives a fuck about little red dots on you scroney sunk in chest, geesh, give me a fuckin break

Remember it's not the amount of shaving foam you toss on. That's ego shaving.

Leave your ego at the door and focus on form, adding a bit more shaving foam each week. Shaving with bad form can lead to injury.

Originally Posted by T_man

Remember it's not the amount of shaving foam you toss on. That's ego shaving.

Leave your ego at the door and focus on form, adding a bit more shaving foam each week. Shaving with bad form can lead to injury.

sounds like your talking about jerking off

I think he gets plenty of foam on his chest. Lack of foam has pretty much been ruled out already.

Just to clear this up the only person I know who gets a load on their chest is roids1 mother who sucks my dick all night long


OOOOOOOOOOOOH she sucks a mean dick

Originally Posted by irishteen

Just to clear this up the only person I know who gets a load on their chest is roids1 mother who sucks my dick all night long


OOOOOOOOOOOOH she sucks a mean dick

She must have a hairy chest.

Thats digusting, abusing old omwen with hairy chests.

No not just a hairy chest she also has hairy nipples...the hairs act as a lube when im titty fucking her

He also wears those Transformer tighty whites in his avy when we're going at it! SOooo friggin' hot!

Originally Posted by irishteen

No not just a hairy chest she also has hairy nipples...the hairs act as a lube when im titty fucking her

That's nothing to be proud of mate. You sound like you're fucking a wrinkled chimpanzee.

Btw just for future reference, hair actually increases friction so it can't be used as lube.

Originally Posted by irishteen

I feel the hair that bald is the way to go I don't like the hair atall....now is someone going to give me some actual advice or am I just going to have to read this shit all day. P.s the joke about chuck norris sucks!!

Typically, red non-pustular bumps are caused by a deficiency in a person's sense of humor.

Aaaaand let the bumps go down on their own. You might try some calamine lotion to help dry up the area more quickly. From there I'd go the clipper route rather than shaving as you seem to be suffering from ye olde folliculitis.

A cursory Google offers this:

"If you have folliculitis, avoid shaving the infected area. If you must shave, change the razor blade each time. Try using depilatory creams..."

Good luck.

(Work on that sense of humor, too, okay?)

I use this on everything but my face.
Epilady
It works great and hair stays away for up to a week before i need to touch up. Hair grows back in at different rates. It does hurt but the results are better than shaving.

Originally Posted by suprfast

I use this on everything but my face.
Epilady
It works great and hair stays away for up to a week before i need to touch up. Hair grows back in at different rates. It does hurt but the results are better than shaving.

That's just str8 up homo.