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Statements from April Hunter: Taken from her website



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Old 08-27-2002, 09:40 PM   #1
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Statements from April Hunter: Taken from her website

Maybe these are old jokes but when it comes to April Hunter... it's ALL DAMN GOOD!

Differences Between Good Girls and Redheads...

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
*Redheads make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls wax their floors.
*Redheads wax their bikini lines.

Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie.
*Redheads know they could do it better.

Good girls wear white cotton panties.
*Redheads don't wear any.

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
*Redheads think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
*Redheads only own one bra and rarely use it.

Good girls pack their toothbrush.
*Redheads pack their diaphragms.

Good girls wear high heels to work.
*Redheads wear high heels to bed.

Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex. *Redheads think no place is the wrong place.

Good girls prefer the missionary position.
*Redheads do too, but only for starters.

Good girls say 'no'.
*Redheads say 'when?'

Good girls say "Thanks for a wonderful dinner."
*Redheads say, "What's for breakfast?"

Good girls keep a diary.
*Redheads don't have time.

Good girls love Italian food.
*Redheads love Italian waiters.

Good girls will apologize, brown nose and kiss YOUR ass.
*Redheads will tell ya to kiss my lily, white ass.
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