Thread: How To Call The Police When You're Old

hahaha

*chortle*

I hate how cops take theft so lightly. When my car was broken into the thief left cigarette butts on my floorboard, a huge greasy finger print on my hood and the cop said it wouldn't even be worth hoping to catch the guy. Another time I went to my bosses home for dinner and his wife had just called the police because someone had broken in that afternoon. The cop said it wouldn't help to fingerprint anything because he might have wore gloves, then I found where the crook had turned a motion sensor for the alarm system, which the gardener forgot to turn back on. The surface was nice and smooth perfect for a print, so this rookie of a cop comes over and cakes it in powder while joking with us the whole time about how CSI is nothing like real police work..... I watch Forensic Files and shows like that, if they can catch a killer with an eyelash they found 600ft away from the victim surely they can catch a thief who leaves traces all over the place. Around here they really don't bother pursuing theft cases and thats why rental cars at tourist spots get broken into everyday, if they would lay off weed enforcement and channel that energy toward tracking down and building a datbase of these clues left behind so if they get a string of the same they can look for and have enough cases to keep them locked up for a while.....

Is this a real story?

One afternoon, I was going to pick up my daughter from school at her bus stop and a group of young kids from the earlier bus were all huddled on the corner looking up the road. When I asked what was going on they said they couldn't walk home because there was a black bear eating out of a trash can. I called the police on my cell phone to report it and the sargent replied to me, "This is PA sir. Black bears a part of life around here."
I explained that children were everywhere being dropped off at the bus stop and he didn't give two shits!
I finally got out of my truck, walked up to about 200 feet from the bear and unloaded a magazine of 9mm rounds into the air and the bear took off into the woods. I later was visited by the police at my home and was given a ticket for discharging my weapon in a residential area.
True story.

Originally Posted by FMJ

One afternoon, I was going to pick up my daughter from school at her bus stop and a group of young kids from the earlier bus were all huddled on the corner looking up the road. When I asked what was going on they said they couldn't walk home because there was a black bear eating out of a trash can. I called the police on my cell phone to report it and the sargent replied to me, "This is PA sir. Black bears a part of life around here."
I explained that children were everywhere being dropped off at the bus stop and he didn't give two shits!
I finally got out of my truck, walked up to about 200 feet from the bear and unloaded a magazine of 9mm rounds into the air and the bear took off into the woods. I later was visited by the police at my home and was given a ticket for discharging my weapon in a residential area.
True story.

That sounds about right.

I got my lIc plates stolen at work call the police the person left there tools. they said they would call me back so 30min later they call back take a report over the phone, i tell them i'm going to drive the car home they told me if i did they would give me a ticket, they said call a towtruck and go to Dmv in the morning with the case number..

Clever..

Originally Posted by The Situation

I got my lIc plates stolen at work call the police the person left there tools. they said they would call me back so 30min later they call back take a report over the phone, i tell them i'm going to drive the car home they told me if i did they would give me a ticket, they said call a towtruck and go to Dmv in the morning with the case number..

That was just a retard you were talking to.

You can write down your police report number and show that to anyone that pulls you over.