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    Post Top Ten Country Western Songs

    Top Ten Country Western Songs:

    10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
    8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
    7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
    6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
    5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
    3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer


    ---- And the Number One Country & Western song is……

    1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day


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    Western and country are two of the genres that I don't really listen to very often.

    So I haven't listened to much, but my favourite song is: Lala Song Player - You Ain't Much Fun by Toby Keith
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert View Post
    Top Ten Country Western Songs:

    10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
    8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
    7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
    6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
    5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
    3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer


    ---- And the Number One Country & Western song is……

    1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
    Being the city slicker that I am and yall have to pardon my ignorance...but are these real songs?

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    No David Allen Coe? Wtf!

    Here guys go, the greatest county music song of all times. I sand this by the camp fire many o' nights.

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    No.4

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    Best Country music Title of all time: My dog has fleas (he prob'ly gottem from me)
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Did someone remove my link?

    Come on guys the song is a joke. David's drummer was black, and the song was about a story his drummer had told him after he fucked the dude's white wife.

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    what link?

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    hahaha

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