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    Elma man electrocuted by urinating on power line

    Elma man electrocuted by urinating on power line - Northwest - The Olympian - Olympia, Washington


    Elma man electrocuted by urinating on power line


    MONTESANO, Wash. – An Elma man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a one-car crash near Montesano.

    Grays Harbor County sheriff's Deputy Dave Pimentel (PIM'-en-tel) said Monday that 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday night and called a relative to pull his car out of the ditch.

    When family members arrived they found Messenger electrocuted. Pimentel says Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn't see the live wire.

    Pimentel says there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through the body.

    Elma man electrocuted by urinating on power line - Northwest - The Olympian - Olympia, Washington

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    He hit a pole and decided to take a leak? Ten bucks says that he was driving drunk. So, there's one less drunk driver on the road, which is a win.
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    Do you have to be drunk to take a whiz outside DOMS? I must be drunk nearly every day of the week in that case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T_man View Post
    Do you have to be drunk to take a whiz outside DOMS? I must be drunk nearly every day of the week in that case.
    To run into a pole and then take a wizz next to a road? I'm going to believe that a drunk is more likely to do those two things than a sober person is.

    And you piss outside a lot? In the city?
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    Quote Originally Posted by T_man View Post
    Do you have to be drunk to take a whiz outside DOMS? I must be drunk nearly every day of the week in that case.
    I think the word stupid is more appropriate.

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    I am taking a piss as I read these posts and I am actually getting a kick out of these replies.

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    Yep I piss outside. 3 times a week atleast.

    Have you thought that. Maybe he crashed his car, and couldn't get home to piss, so he had to take a piss outside? Or is it when you're sober and you crash your care you automatically lose the urge to piss?
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    Quote Originally Posted by T_man View Post
    Yep I piss outside. 3 times a week atleast.

    Have you thought that. Maybe he crashed his car, and couldn't get home to piss, so he had to take a piss outside? Or is it when you're sober and you crash your care you automatically lose the urge to piss?
    T man.. just curious... why do you piss outside?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FMJ View Post
    T man.. just curious... why do you piss outside?
    I second this question. And for clarification: this is in a city, right?
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    Quote Originally Posted by T_man View Post
    Yep I piss outside. 3 times a week atleast.

    Have you thought that. Maybe he crashed his car, and couldn't get home to piss, so he had to take a piss outside? Or is it when you're sober and you crash your care you automatically lose the urge to piss?
    1. It was a single car crash.
    2. He crashed into a power pole, a non-moving fixture.
    3. He didn't just bump the power pole, he "[took] down a power pole"
    4. The strong need to urinate.
    5. It was night time.
    6. The article makes no mention of him calling the police, only his family. Which is who called the police after they found him dead.

    And you don't think he might have been drunk?
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Maybe the driver was just so upset over the pole trashing his car that his last line of defense was to give it a good pissing on. I know when my job did something to piss me off, the first thing I would do was shit in thier toilet! "there ya go.. that outta clog those pipes!"
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    I'm not saying he wasn't. Obviously it was a possibility. Maybe he was high on weed? Maybe he was angry? There's so many potential reasons that drawing a conclusion and saying it was a positive thing that he died is uncalled for.


    I'm on creatine I need to drink alot. And sometimes I'm far from my halls, and I don't have a car, I walk everywhere as a student. So sometimes, I'm really pressed and the world becomes my toilet.
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    I'm not saying he wasn't. Obviously it was a possibility. Maybe he was high on weed? Maybe he was angry? There's so many potential reasons that drawing a conclusion and saying it was a positive thing that he died is uncalled for.


    I'm on creatine I need to drink alot. And sometimes I'm far from my halls, and I don't have a car, I walk everywhere as a student. So sometimes, I'm really pressed and the world becomes my toilet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T_man View Post
    I'm not saying he wasn't. Obviously it was a possibility. Maybe he was high on weed? Maybe he was angry? There's so many potential reasons that drawing a conclusion and saying it was a positive thing that he died is uncalled for.


    I'm on creatine I need to drink alot. And sometimes I'm far from my halls, and I don't have a car, I walk everywhere as a student. So sometimes, I'm really pressed and the world becomes my toilet.
    Quote Originally Posted by T_man View Post
    I'm not saying he wasn't. Obviously it was a possibility. Maybe he was high on weed? Maybe he was angry? There's so many potential reasons that drawing a conclusion and saying it was a positive thing that he died is uncalled for.


    I'm on creatine I need to drink alot. And sometimes I'm far from my halls, and I don't have a car, I walk everywhere as a student. So sometimes, I'm really pressed and the world becomes my toilet.

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    Originally Posted by T_man

    I'm on creatine I need to drink alot..
    Does it also make you cry a lot? You do seem pretty emotional....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    I second this question. And for clarification: this is in a city, right?
    It's the thing to do when you're from Africa...

    Rule #1: If from Africa smell like a small petting zoo...
    Rule #2: Piss outside like you did back home, public toilet's are for civilized cultures....
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    Quote Originally Posted by T_man View Post
    I'm not saying he wasn't. Obviously it was a possibility. Maybe he was high on weed? Maybe he was angry? There's so many potential reasons that drawing a conclusion and saying it was a positive thing that he died is uncalled for.


    I'm on creatine I need to drink alot. And sometimes I'm far from my halls, and I don't have a car, I walk everywhere as a student. So sometimes, I'm really pressed and the world becomes my toilet.
    True, and if could have been aliens or the recent shift in time, but the odds are most likely that he was drunk. That is a very safe conclusion to draw.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    It's the thing to do when you're from Africa...

    Rule #1: If from Africa smell like a small petting zoo...
    Rule #2: Piss outside like you did back home, public toilet's are for civilized cultures....
    Hell yes. I could never, and I mean 'never', take a piss outside of a bathroom in a city. Out in nature? Sure, not a problem, but never in a city.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Hell yes. I could never, and I mean 'never', take a piss outside of a bathroom in a city. Out in nature? Sure, not a problem, but never in a city.
    When I'm drunk I piss all over the place, hotel room corners, alleys, off of piers, stairwells....but I think that was the point you were making; drunks piss anywhere at anytime....I've seen girls cop-a-squat in parking lots...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptRichArund View Post
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    If you've crashed and stranded and you need a piss, you are not going to hold it in just because you're not drunk. It's not like you have a magical bladder stopper when you're sober that means you can hold it in whenever.

    Anyways I'll leave you guys to ridicule whatever you want to make yourselves feel more adequate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
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