Elma man electrocuted by urinating on power line - Northwest - The Olympian - Olympia, Washington
Elma man electrocuted by urinating on power line
MONTESANO, Wash. – An Elma man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a one-car crash near Montesano.
Grays Harbor County sheriff's Deputy Dave Pimentel (PIM'-en-tel) said Monday that 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday night and called a relative to pull his car out of the ditch.
When family members arrived they found Messenger electrocuted. Pimentel says Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn't see the live wire.
Pimentel says there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through the body.
Elma man electrocuted by urinating on power line - Northwest - The Olympian - Olympia, Washington


He hit a pole and decided to take a leak? Ten bucks says that he was driving drunk. So, there's one less drunk driver on the road, which is a win.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.


If he had watched Mythbusters, he would have known this was "plausible."
Do you have to be drunk to take a whiz outside DOMS? I must be drunk nearly every day of the week in that case.

So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.


that was Chuck Norris's power line.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!

I am taking a piss as I read these posts and I am actually getting a kick out of these replies.
Yep I piss outside. 3 times a week atleast.
Have you thought that. Maybe he crashed his car, and couldn't get home to piss, so he had to take a piss outside? Or is it when you're sober and you crash your care you automatically lose the urge to piss?

1. It was a single car crash.
2. He crashed into a power pole, a non-moving fixture.
3. He didn't just bump the power pole, he "[took] down a power pole"
4. The strong need to urinate.
5. It was night time.
6. The article makes no mention of him calling the police, only his family. Which is who called the police after they found him dead.
And you don't think he might have been drunk?
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.


Maybe the driver was just so upset over the pole trashing his car that his last line of defense was to give it a good pissing on. I know when my job did something to piss me off, the first thing I would do was shit in thier toilet! "there ya go.. that outta clog those pipes!"
I'm not saying he wasn't. Obviously it was a possibility. Maybe he was high on weed? Maybe he was angry? There's so many potential reasons that drawing a conclusion and saying it was a positive thing that he died is uncalled for.
I'm on creatine I need to drink alot. And sometimes I'm far from my halls, and I don't have a car, I walk everywhere as a student. So sometimes, I'm really pressed and the world becomes my toilet.
I'm not saying he wasn't. Obviously it was a possibility. Maybe he was high on weed? Maybe he was angry? There's so many potential reasons that drawing a conclusion and saying it was a positive thing that he died is uncalled for.
I'm on creatine I need to drink alot. And sometimes I'm far from my halls, and I don't have a car, I walk everywhere as a student. So sometimes, I'm really pressed and the world becomes my toilet.
It's called being human min0, I'm not sure you know what that is though![]()


Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.

So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.


I'll swap "Dont Whiz on the Electric Fence" game for a *Log* from Blam-O!
Ren & Stimpy - Log!! - Snotr
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TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
If you've crashed and stranded and you need a piss, you are not going to hold it in just because you're not drunk. It's not like you have a magical bladder stopper when you're sober that means you can hold it in whenever.
Anyways I'll leave you guys to ridicule whatever you want to make yourselves feel more adequate.
Have a good day![]()
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