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TechnoViking vs Weldingman
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03-14-2010, 08:10 PM #1JewsLoveBrisket.com MODERATOR
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TechnoViking vs Weldingman
on a cold winter's day in Berlin . . . .
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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03-15-2010, 05:34 AM #2Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Last edited by maniclion; 03-15-2010 at 05:47 AM.
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not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-16-2010, 09:25 AM #3Placebo Abuser
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Wonder where he got those styling camo shorts from.
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03-16-2010, 09:30 AM #4Im skitzophrenic& so am I ELITE MEMBER
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What the hell was that?!?
How do I get the last 4 minutes of my life back? Originally Posted by Phineas
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03-16-2010, 10:45 AM #5Placebo Abuser
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Dunno, Google it. Originally Posted by FMJ
What the hell was that?!?
How do I get the last 4 minutes of my life back?
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03-16-2010, 03:00 PM #6Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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he raids by night perhaps? protects women by day?
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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03-16-2010, 04:15 PM #7DRSE mercenary
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one day,.. one day... I will shave my head and grow out a beard,... braid it,..... walk around with no shirt on, and start raiding villages.
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03-16-2010, 04:24 PM #8Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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don't shave your head! grow your hair.
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03-16-2010, 04:28 PM #9Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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Techno Viking
The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well. The Fuckparade developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. Additionally, it broached the issue of the techno club "Bunker" being closed. The most played styles of music in the Fuckparade are Gabber, Speedcore, Techno, Punk, and House.
The Techno Viking was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.
Some opinions say the Techno Viking is becoming more popular on the internet than the "Chuck Norris jokes" because the Techno Viking shows to be a dangerous man if provoked.
"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking". This is the most popular catch phrase being used by YouTubers about the Techno Viking.
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haha! hmmmm i think i could grow out the Miami Vice/Colin Farrel look in a few years along with the 'tache.. Originally Posted by Little Wing
"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking"
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03-17-2010, 05:28 PM #11JewsLoveBrisket.com MODERATOR
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I agree. Weldingman is no match for TechnoViking. There is no light here, only darkness
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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