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    Woman aims to become world's fattest

    Woman aims to become world's fattest

    An obese mother in the US is trying to put on weight in order to become the world's fattest woman.



    Donna Simpson, from New Jersey, weighs 273kg but told the Daily Mail newspaper she had her heart set on reaching her goal weight of 1000lb (450kg) in two years.

    The 42-year-old already holds the title of the world's fattest mother after giving birth to her daughter in 2007 when she weighed 241kg.

    "I'd love to be 1000lb ... it might be hard though, running after my daughter keeps my weight down," Ms Simpson told the Daily Mail.

    Ms Simpson, who needs a mobility scooter to go shopping, eats huge amounts of junk food each week and tries to move as little as possible so she doesn't burn off as many calories.

    "I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favourite," she said.

    Ms Simpson said she also loved eating sushi and would often eat 70 big pieces in one go.

    Her 49-year-old partner Philippe — who she met on a dating site for plus-size people — was encouraging her to reach her goal, she said.

    "I think he'd like it if I was bigger ... he's a real belly man and completely supports me," she said.

    To put on enough weight, Ms Simpson will need to eat 12,000 calories a day, which is six times the recommended daily intake for women.

    In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.

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    A life without goals is just not worth living....


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    sexy....dead sexy.

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    Sane would be all over this woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprayherup View Post
    Sane would be all over this woman.
    Are you sure she's not too slim for Saney?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FMJ View Post
    Are you sure she's not too slim for Saney?
    Hmm good point. Maybe in a couple months she'll fill out nicely for him.

    If she takes The One/Anabolic Pump and some beta alanine she'll bulk up quickly for sure.

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    She doesn't deserve the title "mother", she is risking her life and setting a poor example for her own child, soon she won't be able to even roll out of bed to take care of her daughter......and who the fuck is into pork bellied swine stuffed fluff fleshed ham hock armed pudgy faced whores who pig out on the internet for money, it's pathetic that people find that sexy, are we sure Darwin had it right, with behaviors like this I'm surprised man ever got past the opposable thumb stage of evolution....
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    can someone say she won't live long enough to see her grandchildren?

    if she becomes ill and bedridden, does she expect her children to break their backs lifting her 1000 pound ass to clean her, change her diapers, etc?

    No nursing home will take this woman by the way if she needs intensive services.

    She won't fit on any hospital bed either, let's hope she doesn't have a heart attack or blood clot.

    She is already over the weight limit for most scooters and mobility devices, is she just going to go from using her scooter to being house bound at 1000 pounds?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bandaidwoman View Post
    let's hope she doesn't have a heart attack or blood clot.
    Actually...let's do.

    I'm all for a law that if you're body fat percentage gets over a certain amount, someone gets to put a gun to your brain-stem and pull the trigger.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Actually...let's do.

    I'm all for a law that if you're body fat percentage gets over a certain amount, someone gets to put a gun to your brain-stem and pull the trigger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Actually...let's do.

    I'm all for a law that if you're body fat percentage gets over a certain amount, someone gets to put a gun to your brain-stem and pull the trigger.
    No, a genetic marker, maybe spliced from a puffer fish, that will trigger all your lipids to swell in a matter of seconds causing them to burst like a plump plum in the microwave.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    that's the part I couldn't stop laughing at. people are fucked up.

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    Fuckin' gross...........

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    there is a woman that comes into my job around that size............


    problem is she comes in in some kind of aerobics leotard.


    Props to a big person for tryin to loose weight but damn,... no one wants to see that shit out in public.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brk_nemesis View Post
    there is a woman that comes into my job around that size............


    problem is she comes in in some kind of aerobics leotard.


    Props to a big person for tryin to loose weight but damn,... no one wants to see that shit out in public.
    That must be one hell of a cameltoe
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    Quote Originally Posted by busyLivin View Post
    that's the part I couldn't stop laughing at. people are fucked up.
    They say that everyone needs love, but no one has that much love.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprayherup View Post
    Hmm good point. Maybe in a couple months she'll fill out nicely for him.

    If she takes The One/Anabolic Pump and some beta alanine she'll bulk up quickly for sure.
    Godammitt! I was hoping to be the first one to comment on this!

    Did sane raise his standards or sum10? Now he won't look at anything in the tripple digits anymore.
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    I would mount that and destroy one of her rolls.

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    Her appendages are growing appendages, that's some coral reef shit there man....
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    Maybe she is reproducing asexually like an ameoba?

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    It'd take a coupla tons of flour to find that wet spot 4sure! I bet saney would know right where to go.
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    Wow, this thread certainly delivered. I needed a good laugh.

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    What a nasty stinking fat bitch. Fucking gross
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    I wish her the very best with her goal, and hope the clogged arteries and massive coronary do not sully what is truly a meaningful achievement.

    Heres to getting another stupid waste of space cunt out of the gene pool. My only regret is that she managed to breed first. What a fucking joke.
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