Sarcasm? A good thing? (Jokes)

david · 09-03-2002, 03:54 PM

And your crybaby whiny assed opinion would be.....?

Do I look like a fucking people person?

This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothin and I still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Sarcasm is just one of the services we offer.

If I throw a stick will you leave??

YOU!.... Off my planet!

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

The bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

Errors have been made, others will be blamed.

Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.

A hard on doesn't count as personal growth.

Whatever look you were going for, you missed.

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up .

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage.

I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable.

I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

Not all men are annoying, some are dead.

Did I mention that kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

It's not the size that coun... no wait, it's the size!

A woman's favorite position is CEO

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Okay, Okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!

Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Macho law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.

I plead contemporary insanity.

And which dwarf are you?

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

seyone · 09-03-2002, 03:56 PM

I like them

CRASHMAN · 09-03-2002, 05:52 PM

where do you find these?

bigss75 · 09-03-2002, 05:58 PM

david · 09-03-2002, 06:02 PM

WHAT's UP BIGSS!!!!!

You set quite a record their last night!!!

bigss75 · 09-03-2002, 07:32 PM

what?

david · 09-03-2002, 07:43 PM

This was my first reply to you 2 hours AGO!!!

09-03-2002, 03:54 PM	#1
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	Sarcasm? A good thing? (Jokes) BODYBUILDING SUPPLEMENTS High Quality Supplements For Bodybuilders and Athletes. www.ironmaglabs.com And your crybaby whiny assed opinion would be.....? Do I look like a fucking people person? This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothin and I still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one of the services we offer. If I throw a stick will you leave?? YOU!.... Off my planet! If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats. Does your train of thought have a caboose? The bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? Errors have been made, others will be blamed. Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn. A hard on doesn't count as personal growth. Whatever look you were going for, you missed. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up . See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage. I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable. I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? Not all men are annoying, some are dead. Did I mention that kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me? It's not the size that coun... no wait, it's the size! A woman's favorite position is CEO I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door. Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. Okay, Okay, I take it back! UnFuck you! Too many freaks not enough circuses. Macho law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done. I plead contemporary insanity. And which dwarf are you? How do I set the laser printer to stun?

09-03-2002, 03:56 PM	#2
seyone M. I. A. Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Philly Posts: 2,562	I like them
	to be the man you have to beat the man.

09-03-2002, 05:52 PM	#3
CRASHMAN SoCal. Stud Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in a box on a corner near you Posts: 10,081 Photos: 3	where do you find these?
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david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,419 Photos: 2	This was my first reply to you 2 hours AGO!!!