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this looks like a spam . . . but the Capt's down with the Va-Jay-Jay![]()
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


The Captain said va-jay-jay......![]()

yeah Spam... now talk to me... i'm a robot!!!
what wrong with u guyz, u see everything as spam or what? jerks


What is this like a fleshlight crossed with a bible so you can stroke yourself in the pews?
Like a big bible with false binding and a velvet sheath insert, little clips so you can hide a porno mag inside...."Billy are you jerkin off in the bathroom again?" "No ma I'm reading the bible!"
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.


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