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    Question Perfume that Smells Like 'Vagina' Now Available

    It's called Vulva Original. "The intimate scent of a beautiful woman" is its marketing slogan. Uh, yea, you read right. There is now a scent on the market that promises to smell just like a woman's privates.


    We can only imagine what they might come up with next. In the meantime, YOU MUST check out the video for this, um, "refreshing" new scent. Click below to watch!

    We have to wonder, though, is this a joke? Unless it's some really horny dude who can't get any action, would anyone actually buy this? Would you buy this? Come on, share your thoughts!

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    hahahahah

    I bet her vagoo smells like old bus seats
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    this shit is for real

    VULVA ORIGINAL

    I bet they make it out of some chick's cumshot squirts....you will probably get herpes if you spray it on your dick
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    Damn! My well kept secret is out. This stuff is overpriced, you can get the same deal by going to your local butcher and asking to buy their week old tuna fish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by danzik17 View Post
    Damn! My well kept secret is out. This stuff is overpriced, you can get the same deal by going to your local butcher and asking to buy their week old tuna fish.
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    Let me get this straight....this is being sold for men right...wouldn't the smell of vagina actually attract men to the user however a small amount they apply?

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Let me get this straight....this is being sold for men right...wouldn't the smell of vagina actually attract men to the user however a small amount they apply?
    It's a trap!

    Trannies get a hold of this shit....
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Let me get this straight....this is being sold for men right...wouldn't the smell of vagina actually attract men to the user however a small amount they apply?
    Damn what vagina have you been smelling thats so good. I need to know because right now the only thing that disgusts me more than the oral and aromatic sensations caused by a vagina is marmite.
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    well damn, I had no idea I was supposed to be into queefs that much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by danzik17 View Post
    Damn! My well kept secret is out. This stuff is overpriced, you can get the same deal by going to your local butcher and asking to buy their week old tuna fish.

    uggh, you need to up your standards if thats what your girls smell like...

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    most girls i've known taste and smell like stewed tomatoes, maybe thats why I love spaghetti so much....
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Let me get this straight....this is being sold for men right...wouldn't the smell of vagina actually attract men to the user however a small amount they apply?
    lol, the truth! The Capt would rather just smell his finger
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    most girls i've known taste and smell like stewed tomatoes, maybe thats why I love spaghetti so much....
    I hope it's also not because of the color..

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    what is the point of smelling like vag? unless you scored...just don't mke sense
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    Anyone ever JO while smelling their gf's panties?

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    You are what you smell like..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Gears View Post
    lol yes
    Word!!! Good stuff!

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