
Hey guys.
A few of my mates and I are thinking about heading to Miami or Cancun around July or August for a week or two.
Anyone got any thoughts on these places? I'm assuming they've got enough to offer night-life wise, but what are the areas like themselves, and, importantly, the chicks? We don't wanna get all that way only to see shockers or girls who won't like English guys.
Cheers.


A lot of folks I've spoken to said Miami can be dodgy in places.
What about Cancun? Heard/experienced anything good about that?


Fort lauderdale is a gas . . Cancun is a shithole, head offshore to Isla Mueredes . . or catch a flight to Cuba . . Cuba is a coke-rum-ho paradise
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I'm 16 and a virgin does every girl care about size. If so I measured 7 inches is this good. Help me out here ladies


Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
Mags, anywhere around South Beach in MIA is gtg. You can't go wrong. Travel a few miles outside though and you'll end up a statistic on the back page of the local paper.


I was just in Cancun for a week over spring break. I stayed at an all-inclusive, I only ventured about a half a mile away from the resort. However, an all inclusive anywhere is going to be nice.
It was a beautiful area and a great time, but it is not really a reflection of Cancun if you want to stay at a mid-range hotel and go for the night life.
I'd suggest Miami over Cancun any day. I'm a little biased because it is my hometown, but the food and nightlife is great, especially around Coconut Grove. It will be a great time for you...if you want to spend the money on the right places.


Ah, Coconut Grove. I have an uncle who lives there. He ran us ragged all over Miami. It was interesting, but you better know some Spanish.
Is Penrods still open? It's been twenty years since I was there....used to be a crazy joint. We hung around Miami for a day or two, then ran down to Islamorada...down to the keys and back. Good times.![]()


Come to Mississippi. We will show you a good time. Mess with our women and we will have to feed you to the gators tho.
"Train like God is watching"


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Miami probably has hotter chicks, that's where I'd go if I weren't already in Paradise....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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