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04-02-2010, 03:54 PM #1Member ELITE MEMBER
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Impossible casting is looking for transformation stories
Just getting yourself back in the gym and need that extra push? ..to get back to their old self!
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TYPE: MEN AND WOMEN 18-27
WOMEN! HAVE YOU LOST OR LOOKING TO ACHIEVE THAT SWIMSUIT BODY?
Are you looking to get back in shape? Having a hard time finding the
right outfit in your size? Just getting yourself back in the gym and
need that extra push?
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Having a hard time keeping up in that Sunday pick-up game?
An industry leading Sports Nutrition Company is now looking for men
and women 18-27 that are looking to lose weight and get back to their
old self. Lucky participants could receive $5,000 for a National Print
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for a minimum 10-week training regimen. In particular we are seeking
healthy and motivated individuals. Must be:
MEN AND WOMEN ages 18–27 Outgoing and Energetic
IF INTERESTED IN THIS CASTING, PLEASE EMAIL THE FOLLOWING TO:
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SUBJECT LINE: \"SPORTS NUTRITION CASTING & Your Name\"
1. YOUR NAME, AGE, PHONE NUMBERS and LOCATION
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*Please note: YOU WILL NOT BE COMPENSATED FOR THE INTERVIEW
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04-04-2010, 05:58 PM #2JewsLoveBrisket.com MODERATOR
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TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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04-04-2010, 08:14 PM #3Elite Member SUPER MODERATOR
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^I hear they're in demand, Captain!
Rumor of a remake...
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04-04-2010, 08:18 PM #4Registered User
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I'm sure they can use ya cap as long as the ol fishtick is still breaded and crunchy Originally Posted by CaptRichArund
GICHWorld Domination = TREN
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04-05-2010, 06:38 PM #5Member ELITE MEMBER
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I don't know Cap...apply and see.
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04-05-2010, 07:15 PM #6Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Nope, too many barnacles on ye olde liver, plus you might cheat and replace your rum filled koa wood peg leg with balsam wood, that's a good 10 pounds right there....plus how can they prove your weight loss isn't from scurvy, ay? Originally Posted by CaptRichArund
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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04-05-2010, 10:23 PM #7JewsLoveBrisket.com MODERATOR
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arrrrrrrrrrr . . barnacles and scurvey are the bain of my existance
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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