Reply With QuoteCurt she was just below hott .only one t...she was a 8.3 out of 10
One of those "Whoops!" work stories.
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04-26-2010, 06:08 PM #31Elite Member SUPER MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by The Situation
my pay jumped up 180.00 bill more a week when i got promoted.(snip)
CAN I GET A VOTE PLEASE>...
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That's $180.00 additional per week for the duration versus a possible rape charge.
Looks like a win to me.
Nice way to start the day, though. Unless she was... Originally Posted by The Situation
"You'll never guess who I found on my desk this morning!"
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04-26-2010, 06:16 PM #32RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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04-26-2010, 06:17 PM #33Im skitzophrenic& so am I ELITE MEMBER
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I thought that was MeatLoaf! Nice mustache. Originally Posted by Curt James
Nice way to start the day, though. Unless she was...
"You'll never guess who I found on my desk this morning!" Originally Posted by Phineas
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04-26-2010, 06:26 PM #34Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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If you didn't spend the extra $180 on hookers you still fail......
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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04-26-2010, 06:32 PM #35RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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Blow and strippers...its a grey area there i did AP quite a bit on them strippers...so.. you be the judge.. Originally Posted by maniclion
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04-26-2010, 06:54 PM #36Elite Member SUPER MODERATOR
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That's a great way to start a Monday then. Originally Posted by The Situation
Or any other day of the week.
heh Originally Posted by FMJ
Would that be 180 one-dollar hookers, 18 ten-dollar hookers, or one $180 hooker? Originally Posted by maniclion
And, really, what can someone get for a buck eighty?
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04-26-2010, 08:03 PM #37Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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It was Situation, you know he opted for the half off Midget hookers, each week..... Originally Posted by Curt James
That's a great way to start a Monday then.
Or any other day of the week.
heh
Would that be 180 one-dollar hookers, 18 ten-dollar hookers, or one $180 hooker?
And, really, what can someone get for a buck eighty?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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04-26-2010, 08:37 PM #38RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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04-27-2010, 12:13 AM #39I am The Mad Hatter ELITE MEMBER
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Faceshit is a good one. I'm going to start calling people that from now on. Originally Posted by KelJu
My job is pretty stressful. I have to maintain over 500 hospital servers. I access all of them with root access. To the non techies, this is basically God mode.
In my department, almost everyone has at least one "Whoops!" moment where a second of bad judgment brought an entire hospital to screeching to a halt and lost 100s of patient records, because the site had to restore from backup.
I pride myself on having never caused one of those. But, due to my profane use of language, and my the fact that I think in profanity, my documentation sometimes throws people off guard. This morning, I got a call at 3:00am that a server crashed, and the hospital is in bad shape. This hospital is operates completely electronicly. The backup server failed, too.
I work with a guy over the phone for 3 hours to get the server up to a point where it can limp along and get me vpn access in so I can work on it. I fixed the issue, and saved the day.
Since this is a fairly severe situation, I have to document everything, and send mail to my manager, director, CIO, CFO, and both VPs.
This should have been my moment to shine. But, I instead I sent company wide mail to this effect:
"Three dick (disk) drives failed on the user raid 5 array. I was able to boot the server from the boot disk, and remount slash. I pulled the OS from this morning's backup tape and was able to move it in line. Some data was corrupted, but I was able to rebuild AR database. Only issues remaining are pharmacy interfaces are down, and the nurses are having problems printing faceshits (face sheets)"
The running gag at work is people get that nickname based on the first thing they fuck up. This is one of the most embarrassing things I have ever done. On Monday, I just know my new nickname is going to be dick drive or faceshit.
So, please tell me your stories, and please tell me one that is worse than mine so I can feel better.little.girl.little.girl.you.should.close.your.eyes .that.view.is.gettin'.me.high
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