LOL
How about:
Suzi used the stapler and it is stuck again.


Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty In The Office, But Aren’t!
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!!!
5. HMMMM, I think it’s out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It’s an entry level position.
2. When do you think you will be getting off today?
1. It’s not fair, I do all the work while he just sits there!!
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LOL
How about:
Suzi used the stapler and it is stuck again.
"Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand." -Mother Teresa
Lmao those are funny
to be the man you have to beat the man.