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A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum
A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
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great friends!
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^No kidding. Yikes!
That story is a perfect fit for that phrase...
"With friends like these,
who needs enemies?"
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Asian people seem like lots of fun, this is more proof of that.
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The moral is don't fall asleep in china
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In South America there's a miniature catfish that friends warned me about, a fish called a Candiru. Go swimming in the rivers, they said, it can swim up your urethra, lock it's lateral fins like hooks, and won't come out. Gradually works its way clear up your unit, damaging the prostate, into your bladder. i thought it is pure BS but it's not. First read the truth in a novel by a florida writer, and it is by-god real. Has any even easier time swimming up women . . . or maybe that's only the male fish. In some other forum, didn't someone post, asking how to make their penis thicker? That man needs to go south on a fishing expo. Here's a link: The Dreaded Candiru AKA Penis Fish: Myth or a Horrible Fact? - Associated Content - associatedcontent.com
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yea in Nam southeast asia same thing don't pee in the rivers or swamps Originally Posted by 2tomlinson If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
- 05-03-2010, 09:40 AM #9Windy City ELITE MEMBER
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Sheesh. With friends like that, how needs enemies.
"Hey, let's stick an eel up our friends arse."
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Damn, glad I didn't die when I stuck an eel up my butt.
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Geesh..........
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I bet the eel was hungry again in an hour...
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When an eel's up your butt
and it feasts on your guts
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That's TERRIBLE. Originally Posted by min0 lee
BUTT funny.
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any word on how the eel is doing?
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imagine doing an autopsy and a live eel is in there. wtf do you do???
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Ask DaMayor how to season eel. Originally Posted by Little Wing
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i hear he was already seasoned... with poo.
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note to self: Never get drunk in China.
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"In Communist China, sushi eat you, evidently."
lmao
btw, I don't think The Sun is a very legitimate source and I can't find a better one....
Funny story thoughWhat Would Fetus Do?
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The Sun didn't shine there. Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex
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Fucking brilliant Originally Posted by min0 lee 
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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I guess he won't be in Rush Hour 4
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Originally Posted by min0 lee If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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That the most fucked up thing I have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I couldn't get drunk enough to not wake up if someone tried to insert an eel into my ass
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You'd have to be in an alcoholic coma to not wake up when the eel starts eating your intestines......
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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