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05-02-2010, 12:50 PM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum
A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
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05-02-2010, 01:00 PM #2Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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"A child does not learn to squat from the top down -- in other words, he does not suddenly make a conscious decision one day to squat. Actually, he is squatting one day and makes the conscious decision to stand." - Gray Cook
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05-02-2010, 01:02 PM #3I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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great friends!
Originally Posted by Prince
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05-02-2010, 01:54 PM #4Elite Member SUPER MODERATOR
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^No kidding. Yikes!
That story is a perfect fit for that phrase...
"With friends like these,
who needs enemies?"
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05-02-2010, 04:02 PM #5Yahweh MODERATOR
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Asian people seem like lots of fun, this is more proof of that.
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05-02-2010, 04:19 PM #6RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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The moral is don't fall asleep in china
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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05-02-2010, 04:29 PM #7Registered User
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In South America there's a miniature catfish that friends warned me about, a fish called a Candiru. Go swimming in the rivers, they said, it can swim up your urethra, lock it's lateral fins like hooks, and won't come out. Gradually works its way clear up your unit, damaging the prostate, into your bladder. i thought it is pure BS but it's not. First read the truth in a novel by a florida writer, and it is by-god real. Has any even easier time swimming up women . . . or maybe that's only the male fish. In some other forum, didn't someone post, asking how to make their penis thicker? That man needs to go south on a fishing expo. Here's a link: The Dreaded Candiru AKA Penis Fish: Myth or a Horrible Fact? - Associated Content - associatedcontent.com
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05-02-2010, 05:03 PM #8RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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yea in Nam southeast asia same thing don't pee in the rivers or swamps Originally Posted by 2tomlinson
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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05-03-2010, 09:40 AM #9Windy City ELITE MEMBER
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Sheesh. With friends like that, how needs enemies.
"Hey, let's stick an eel up our friends arse."
My they were queer.Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
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05-03-2010, 09:44 AM #10pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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Damn, glad I didn't die when I stuck an eel up my butt.
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05-03-2010, 10:50 AM #11Registered User
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Geesh..........
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05-03-2010, 11:16 AM #12Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I bet the eel was hungry again in an hour...
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When an eel's up your butt
and it feasts on your guts
That's a Moray
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05-03-2010, 11:38 AM #14Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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That's TERRIBLE. Originally Posted by min0 lee
BUTT funny.
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05-03-2010, 11:40 AM #15Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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any word on how the eel is doing?
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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05-03-2010, 11:43 AM #16Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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imagine doing an autopsy and a live eel is in there. wtf do you do???
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05-03-2010, 11:59 AM #17Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Ask DaMayor how to season eel. Originally Posted by Little Wing
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05-03-2010, 12:14 PM #18Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i hear he was already seasoned... with poo.
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note to self: Never get drunk in China.
What Would Fetus Do?
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"In Communist China, sushi eat you, evidently."
lmao
btw, I don't think The Sun is a very legitimate source and I can't find a better one....
Funny story thoughWhat Would Fetus Do?
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The Sun didn't shine there. Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex
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Fucking brilliant Originally Posted by min0 lee
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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I guess he won't be in Rush Hour 4
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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That the most fucked up thing I have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I couldn't get drunk enough to not wake up if someone tried to insert an eel into my ass
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05-06-2010, 03:06 PM #27Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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You'd have to be in an alcoholic coma to not wake up when the eel starts eating your intestines......
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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