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05-07-2010, 12:12 PM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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Sweet tea
SWEET TEA
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a
sleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I
swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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05-07-2010, 01:35 PM #2Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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05-07-2010, 01:40 PM #3Im skitzophrenic& so am I ELITE MEMBER
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Ha ha haaa! Classic.
Originally Posted by Phineas
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05-07-2010, 06:48 PM #4RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Prince
SWEET TEA
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a
sleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I
swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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05-07-2010, 07:38 PM #5JewsLoveBrisket.com MODERATOR
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so true . . . .
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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05-07-2010, 09:32 PM #6fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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I can't help but laugh at this one.
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05-07-2010, 10:38 PM #7Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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Good one!
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05-07-2010, 10:45 PM #8RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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05-08-2010, 07:50 AM #9Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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05-08-2010, 04:20 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Badda bing, oooowwwwwww!!!!!
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not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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05-09-2010, 07:28 AM #11Registered User
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Holy shit, I just offended a room full of oilfield roughnecks with that one....I didn't think that was possible.
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05-11-2010, 07:56 PM #12The Original Jackass
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LMFAO, oh gawddamn that was awesome.....I'm thiefing it!
If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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