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    HAPPY MR. MOM's DAY!!!!!!!!

    To all the guys that make dinners, do laundry, go to PTA meeting, pick up the kids for their games, put on band-aids, read stories and are too tired to fool around with the wife, HAPPY MR. MOM's DAY!!!!!!!!


    hopefully you're not that tired but i saw this posted on facebook and loved it. to all the good dads out there. awesome job.

    Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!






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    i don't understand being too tired to fool around with the wife.
    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Here is what you need to worry about. Eat, Lift, Rest. Repeat.
    This should be really simple, stop over complicating it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
    i don't understand being too tired to fool around with the wife.
    When she comes out with that green mask thing on and she'd eaten Kim Chee at dinner, the curls are still in and her hair has just been freshly dyed wreaking of chemical warfare......that's when you are too tired to fool around.....fool around that is but not too tired to bend her over the bed cupping her upper glute with one hand and pinching your nose with the other......
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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