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  1. 05-09-2010, 07:32 PM #1
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    "That's My Penis"



    Best police fail ever.
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  3. 05-09-2010, 08:14 PM #2
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    I don't get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2tomlinson View Post
    I don't get it.

    Did you listen or just watch?
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  5. 05-09-2010, 09:05 PM #4
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    Just watched. I'll go back and listen.
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  6. 05-09-2010, 09:07 PM #5
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    Okay . . . "It's cold outside, that's your penis." I feel a little slow, not unusual, sorry.
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  7. 05-09-2010, 09:17 PM #6
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    hah Ive posted this before but it's always funny
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  8. 05-09-2010, 09:21 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by John H. View Post
    Hi NJC,

    I am 6'2" tall, weigh 190 lbs and have a 30" waist - I give this information by way of explanation.

    God chose to give me 10 5/8" when erect and 6 1/2" thick and I am uncut. And I thank him for that for sure. And I certainly appreciate it. ( NOT bragging believe me, but others apparently do as well.) Even when soft it gets a lot of attention. I once had a cop beat on it with his night stick because he thought I was trying to "smuggle drugs" and when it started "waking up" he got embarrased and said "Oh, sorry", turned around shaking his head and said "damn....!" and walked away and didn't bother me anymore. I told him I was not into drugs now or ever and he apparently thought he'd "see" for himself... Simply speaking - it can not be "hidden" - period. I do not ask for the "notoriety" it comes with the "territory" - it just happens so I learned early on to just deal with it as an adult and as a Man. Period. And the Gender of those "interested" is not necessarily important to me at all. I understand people wanting to "know for sure"... I care about people who care about me. Their Gender has nothing to do with anything. I value true friends and friendships.

    Take Care, John H.
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  9. 05-09-2010, 09:26 PM #8
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    Police fail? that's an epic wardrobe failure. dress yourself properly and you won't get your junk handled by another man. that cop needs to disinfect his hand with muriatic acid because that stupid black kid can't dress himself. that cop doesn't want to handle penis.
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    This should be really simple, stop over complicating it.
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  10. 05-09-2010, 09:29 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
    Police fail? that's an epic wardrobe failure. dress yourself properly and you won't get your junk handled by another man. that cop needs to disinfect his hand with muriatic acid because that stupid black kid can't dress himself. that cop doesn't want to handle penis.
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  11. 05-10-2010, 06:19 AM #10
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    Truly if his pants line were in the normal level cops would know where not to frisk...in normal pants that would be his outie belly button and only mistaken for a penis.....

    Makes me wonder now if thugs don't wear low so they can get felt up by cops?

    At first I thought this was a Reno 911 skit but theres' no fat cop on that show....
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    By the way this is the Greatest Police Fail EVER!
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    By the way this is the Greatest Police Fail EVER!

    Yea that one is pretty good. It's hilarious that they're so stupid about it, but at the same time it kind of pisses me off cause it's another instance of stupid people brainwashing other stupid people into thinking "Oh if you smoke pot it will probably kill you cause they all lace that shit with crak." or "Be careful you never know what could be laced"
    Who the hell gives expensive drugs away on cheap drugs? Unless someone is trying to date rape you with pot and chloroform in a joint.....probably not going to happen.
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