Thread: This is for DOMs

Ahhh, you're more like the UK than we are

What's up Rob.. you just trying to get DOMS to rant?

Originally Posted by FMJ

What's up Rob.. you just trying to get DOMS to rant?

That wouldn't require so many words......Watch this.....




LOOK! A MEXICAN!

Originally Posted by FMJ

What's up Rob.. you just trying to get DOMS to rant?

All it takes it a post...

hahaa....so true!

Originally Posted by DaMayor

That wouldn't require so many words......Watch this.....




LOOK! A MEXICAN!

WHERE?!

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*


this is for the lameness filter this is for the lameness filter

Originally Posted by FMJ

What's up Rob.. you just trying to get DOMS to rant?

Nah, I got it in an email today and thought it was funny.

Maybe DOMS is the one who sent it to you....its all a clever ruse...

Originally Posted by DOMS

WHERE?!

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*


this is for the lameness filter this is for the lameness filter

Told Ya.

Originally Posted by DOMS

WHERE?!

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*


this is for the lameness filter this is for the lameness filter

Originally Posted by Prince

Let me see if I got this right.....

- IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

- IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

- IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

- IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

- IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

- IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

- IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.


- IF YOU CROSS THE U.S.A. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET...............................


1. A JOB
2. A DRIVERS LICENSE
3. SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
4. WELFARE
5. FOOD STAMPS
6. CREDIT CARDS
7. SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE
8. FREE EDUCATION
9. FREE HEALTH CARE
10. A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11. BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12. AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION...

What is this? A list of similarities between our enemies and what separates us from them?

Originally Posted by Prince

Let me see if I got this right.....

- IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

- IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

- IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

- IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

- IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

- IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

- IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.


- IF YOU CROSS THE U.S.A. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET...............................


1. A JOB
2. A DRIVERS LICENSE
3. SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
4. WELFARE
5. FOOD STAMPS
6. CREDIT CARDS
7. SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE
8. FREE EDUCATION
9. FREE HEALTH CARE
10. A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11. BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12. AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION...

The Situation is on board with the last 12 items that about sums it up...
we need to get rid of the deadbeats

Forgot the additional text on 12.

...and the right to bitch about American born residents showing national pride and patriotism.

Originally Posted by DOMS

WHERE?!

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*


this is for the lameness filter this is for the lameness filter

One Mexican = three shots? Jeeze dude, how about a little target practice once in a while.

Originally Posted by ALBOB

One Mexican = three shots? Jeeze dude, how about a little target practice once in a while.

One in the head, one for each testicle to ensure no more breeding.....can't chance a postmortem impregnation.....not at the exponential rates of multiplication mexicans are known for...

Originally Posted by maniclion

Forgot the additional text on 12.

...and the right to bitch about American born residents showing national pride and patriotism.

manc you have just been voted of the planet

Originally Posted by ALBOB

One Mexican = three shots? Jeeze dude, how about a little target practice once in a while.

For every Mexican you see, there are usually two more.



You know...like roaches.

Just posted this on Facebook...let's see how many people will get upset.

Originally Posted by DaMayor

Told Ya.

Yep, I'm consistent.

Originally Posted by The Situation

manc you have just been voted of the planet

of which planet, my theories suggest I am wholly composed of materials from a least 7 different planets all from this galaxy, put not necessarily from this Star System...also at some point I plan to prove that at least 3 preons in my brain are from an extrauniversal zone....

the Mexicans are fine . . it's the Mexicunts you have to watch out for

Originally Posted by maniclion

of which planet, my theories suggest I am wholly composed of materials from a least 7 different planets all from this galaxy, put not necessarily from this Star System...also at some point I plan to prove that at least 3 preons in my brain are from an extrauniversal zone....

But in the meantime get off my planet...

Originally Posted by TheCapt'n

the Mexicans are fine . . it's the Mexicunts you have to watch out for

+6 yep they will stab ye..

Drinking with an Arizona Girl

A Mexican, an Arab, and a Arizona girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out

his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!) throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots

the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' God Bless Arizona

Originally Posted by Prince

Drinking with an Arizona Girl

A Mexican, an Arab, and a Arizona girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out

his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!) throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots

the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' God Bless Arizona

Classic!

Originally Posted by Prince

Drinking with an Arizona Girl

A Mexican, an Arab, and a Arizona girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out

his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!) throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots

the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' God Bless Arizona

A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says, "Mom, look - I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father."

He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look Dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother."

The boy goes into his grandmother's room and say, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.

His mother says, "See, did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!"

A mexican guy walks into a bar. Along side him walks a run down, aging horse that has obviously seen better days. The bartender looks up and shouts to the waitress, "Get that filthy, smelly animal out of my bar and tell him to take his horse with him!"