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    Just exactly who is horny on the planet

    So, today i woke up with mother of all acne on my face. Okay, I don't have acne but it was one of those hormonal imbalance days. So I must've been very horny or so.

    so, little bit of logic kicked in: I asked myself, if I was a drop dead gorgeous model would I have had a mother of all? No, otherwise I would not have been a model to begin with.

    so, if you're a model, you're not horny because there isn't something better that you see that you crave.

    so, that's my theory of just who is horny on the planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dartagnan View Post
    So, today i woke up with mother of all acne on my face. Okay, I don't have acne but it was one of those hormonal imbalance days. So I must've been very horny or so.

    so, little bit of logic kicked in: I asked myself, if I was a drop dead gorgeous model would I have had a mother of all? No, otherwise I would not have been a model to begin with.

    so, if you're a model, you're not horny because there isn't something better that you see that you crave.

    so, that's my theory of just who is horny on the planet.

    dasvidaniya

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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
    Ok, you need to put down the bottle of bleach and call the poison control hot line.


    There is a lot more to what is behind acne than simply being horny or having the hormones to make you as such.
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    This is the type of shit you think about when you're 13....You're like I'm a chronic masturbator and I keep getting pimples, there must be some connection...
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    this is the type of shit you think about when you're 13....you're like i'm a chronic masturbator and i keep getting pimples, there must be some connection...

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