Thread: Retail SUCKS- Part II

No you moron, I don't work here! I'm only here because I like to wear this name tag, sweep floors and hang around 10 to 12 hours a day for the fun of it!

Hahahaha, those were great!!! I'd love to use them one day.

What the fuck are you standing around staring at the menu for, jackass?!?!? We've had the same goddamn menu for 25 years. Get the fucking quarter pounder!


I liked this one!

Shit, when I worked at a Jack in the Box some crackhead asked me to read him the menu. I said the menu is right there, you have the same one I do. He drove up to the window, and punched me in the face, screw me for not reacting fast enough. My nose bled for about 3 weeks (slowed down every day of course), and hurt for about 4 months (depending how hard you touched it).

Originally posted by Mudge
Shit, when I worked at a Jack in the Box some crackhead asked me to read him the menu. I said the menu is right there, you have the same one I do. He drove up to the window, and punched me in the face, screw me for not reacting fast enough. My nose bled for about 3 weeks (slowed down every day of course), and hurt for about 4 months (depending how hard you touched it).

Sorry to hear about that. Sounds like the dude had an incredible reach?? Maybe that'w why their raising the levels of the windows in our area.

Did you sue, get the guy?????? I would've went ape shit and ran out there!

He wasn't that tall, but he did get out of the car (paint me stupid, I didn't grow up with a dick dad or etc so I'm just naive as all heck). He took off after that, cops didn't find him I guess, after the report I never heard/saw a thing again.

I was a bit too stunned to go ape shit unfortunately (?), if it was someone else that got hit though it would be different, I'm wierd that way. I have to say though, I despise people who act like that, crackhead or not, drunk or not, grow the f up.

I wonder if my nose got broken or something, dunno, but it seems just a tad off, don't recall looking at it that much before but afterwards I seem to notice it, doh.

Originally posted by Mudge
He wasn't that tall, but he did get out of the car (paint me stupid, I didn't grow up with a dick dad or etc so I'm just naive as all heck). He took off after that, cops didn't find him I guess, after the report I never heard/saw a thing again.

I was a bit too stunned to go ape shit unfortunately (?), if it was someone else that got hit though it would be different, I'm wierd that way. I have to say though, I despise people who act like that, crackhead or not, drunk or not, grow the f up.

I wonder if my nose got broken or something, dunno, but it seems just a tad off, don't recall looking at it that much before but afterwards I seem to notice it, doh.

Were you shocked he got out of the car... you did see him get out of the car, didn't you?

Yep I saw, no never really figured that would happen, like I said, naive. I still don't understand a great deal of people, I'm not violent etc, so I just don't get it. I don't watch football, people have a hard time believing that, I'll play just about anything but watching 340 pound donkeys run into each other just doesn't entertain me.

I figured I'll be a man and stand my ground, and voila, it earned me a majorly bloody nose, since I didn't want to be flinchy I toned down my reaction time I suppose, because I didn't really see it coming, just stood there listening to his drivel.

Nothing much more I can say, it bothers me like mad when others get f'ed over, but if its me I am less reactive to what I do about it if anything. Generally since kids have guns and crap nowdays, I would rather just walk away hopefully alive, law abiding citizens cant carry guns where I live but punks can and will, so WTF are you supposed to do, if you defend yourself YOU ARE THE CRIMINAL.

That is all true.. so very true (the end part)

I probably wouldn't seen it coming either when he got out of the car. It's almost like a dare for him to actual swing)

I've seen those circumstances where people get nose to nose but never is their a blow!

Anamalistic behavior, yuck.

Yeah he got out, kept chatting for awhile, can't believe a guy got so pissed (and was so f'ed up) that I had to read an entire menu to the idiot to please him, he was probably around 19 or 20 years old, spoke english just fine.

how old were you at the time??

"Well now that you've ordered your large popcorn with extra butter and 2 large chocolate bars, I'm sure that the large DIET coke will really do you some good and cancel out the 10,000 calories you are about to eat while you sit on your ass and do sweet fuck all nothing for the next two hours."

I liked that one.

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