Black Panties

Leslie · 09-12-2002, 08:49 AM

BLACK
PANTIES

Sharon lost her husband almost four years ago and
still
hasn’t gotten out of her mourning stage. Her
daughter is constantly
calling her and urging her to
get back into the world. Finally, Sharon
says she’d go
out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter
immediately
replies, “Mom! I have someone for you to meet.”

Well,
it was an immediate hit. They took to one
another and after dating for
six weeks, he asks her to
join him for a weekend in the Catskills.
Their first
night there, she undresses as he does. There she
stood,
nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties,
he in his birthday
suit.

Looking at her he asks, “Why the black panties?”

She
replies, “My breasts you can fondle, my body is
yours to explore, but
down there I am still
in
mourning.” He knows he’s not getting lucky that night.

The
following night the same scenario. She’s standing
there with the black

panties on, and he is in his
birthday suit........except that on his
erection
he
has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, “What’s
with
this...a
black condom?”

He replies, “I want to offer my deepest
condolences.”

kuso · 09-12-2002, 08:56 AM

Leslie · 09-12-2002, 09:31 AM

I am glad after 15 VIEWS, SOMEONE appreciates this joke!

kuso · 09-12-2002, 09:33 AM

LOL....everyone her seems to have ADD

Pitboss · 09-12-2002, 10:07 AM

She should just up and marry this guy. He's smart and resourceful!!

Good one Leslie

oh and "Dreaming of Cinnabons." Funny every time I see your avatar that's kind of what I do... dream!!!!!!

Leslie · 09-12-2002, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pitboss
She should just up and marry this guy. He's smart and resourceful!!

Good one Leslie

oh and "Dreaming of Cinnabons." Funny every time I see your avatar that's kind of what I do... dream!!!!!!

Hello Stranga!! Dream, huh? LOL

Pitboss · 09-12-2002, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Leslie2196

Hello Stranga!! Dream, huh? LOL

Okay... fantasize!!!

butterfly · 09-12-2002, 10:47 AM

Oh Lordy... he's found another victim

Leslie · 09-12-2002, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by butterfly
Oh Lordy... he's found another victim

I was the "victim" for a while- then he got tired of my flavor I guess

Max. Q · 09-12-2002, 11:05 AM

ROTFLOL!! That's the first joke I heard or read today, good one!!

Pitboss · 09-12-2002, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Leslie2196
I was the "victim" for a while- then he got tired of my flavor I guess

Here I thought I was the victim..... so many women and oh so little time!!

Scotty the Body · 09-12-2002, 12:18 PM

I bought some black condoms once but it didn't look any bigger.........

mmafiter · 09-12-2002, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scotty the Body
I bought some black condoms once but it didn't look any bigger.........

Was it slimming? I'd hope not for your sake. That little pencil you're writing with is small enough as it is!

Scotty the Body · 09-12-2002, 04:06 PM

Funny, your mamma didn't seem to mind it..................

Although, I had to tie a board to my ass so I wouldn't fall in.....

mmafiter · 09-12-2002, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scotty the Body
Funny, your mamma didn't seem to mind it..................

Although, I had to tie a board to my ass so I wouldn't fall in.....

You're a motherfucker? Wow!

Scotty the Body · 09-12-2002, 05:50 PM

Hey Mmafiter, your new video game system came it.

**Prince** · 09-12-2002, 05:54 PM

Scotty, do you sell those at your toy store?

mmafiter · 09-12-2002, 05:55 PM

That's not right at all!

Scotty the Body · 09-12-2002, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Prince

Scotty, do you sell those at your toy store?

Hell no!!! That was a special order for Mmafiter...

Dero · 09-12-2002, 06:12 PM

Now it hurts...

Badger · 09-12-2002, 06:27 PM

No ADD but it's still funny. Good one.

david · 09-12-2002, 06:50 PM

Hey Les, that WAS great!!!!

Scotty, wtf did you find that pic!

bigss75 · 09-12-2002, 06:51 PM

Badger · 09-12-2002, 08:05 PM

After a little thinking I am sure that I am just as shallow as this guy. I'll just keep thinking of ways to get to "heaven" just like all of the other guys here.

lean_n_76er · 09-12-2002, 10:56 PM

Good joke Les!

STB goes to the same sites as Kuso to find that shyt!

Burner02 · 09-13-2002, 02:21 AM

Les, you made my day!

hmmm. PB is looking to your breasts as cinnabuns....got milk?

09-12-2002, 08:49 AM	#1
Leslie DOWNSIZING Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jersey Girl Posts: 2,911 Photos: 11	Black Panties BLACK PANTIES Sharon lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn’t gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sharon says she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, “Mom! I have someone for you to meet.” Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood, nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, “Why the black panties?” She replies, “My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning.” He knows he’s not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She’s standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit........except that on his erection he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, “What’s with this...a black condom?” He replies, “I want to offer my deepest condolences.” Leslie My Journal My Sponsor:www.AvantLabs.com

09-12-2002, 09:31 AM	#3
Leslie DOWNSIZING Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jersey Girl Posts: 2,911 Photos: 11	I am glad after 15 VIEWS, SOMEONE appreciates this joke! Leslie My Journal My Sponsor:www.AvantLabs.com

09-12-2002, 10:07 AM	#5
Pitboss User title goes here Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: In my own world Posts: 3,114 Photos: 6	She should just up and marry this guy. He's smart and resourceful!! Good one Leslie oh and "Dreaming of Cinnabons." Funny every time I see your avatar that's kind of what I do... dream!!!!!! 167 170 175 180 185 190 195 196 197 198 199 200 \|- -\|----\|----\|----\|----\|----\|---\|---\|---\|---\|---\| **** ^^^^^^^^^^^^^Progress^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 2/22- ?? my gym membership expired!! 2/11- 170lbs 2/4 - 167lbs

09-12-2002, 10:47 AM	#8
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11	Oh Lordy... he's found another victim ~Ann We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. -Harry Edwards

09-12-2002, 11:05 AM	#10
Max. Q Capricorn Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: California, USA Posts: 630	ROTFLOL!! That's the first joke I heard or read today, good one!! MAX. Q by Howard Balzer "Roughly one minute after the space shuttle launches, it must withstand a condition of extreme force known as Max Q. Mission success demands that all systems perform at the highest level. In life, Max Q demands the same commitment to success. It requires choosing greatness, personally as well as professionally. It depends on balance, passion and courage and the wisdom gained from adversity. It is an outcome as well as an attitude."

09-12-2002, 08:56 AM	#2
kuso Um......get rooted! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aka ( o Y o ) Posts: 15,048 Photos: 15

09-12-2002, 09:33 AM	#4
kuso Um......get rooted! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aka ( o Y o ) Posts: 15,048 Photos: 15	LOL....everyone her seems to have ADD

09-12-2002, 12:18 PM	#12
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	I bought some black condoms once but it didn't look any bigger......... Cool

09-12-2002, 04:06 PM	#14
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	Funny, your mamma didn't seem to mind it.................. Although, I had to tie a board to my ass so I wouldn't fall in..... Cool

09-12-2002, 05:54 PM	#17
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09-12-2002, 05:55 PM	#18
mmafiter Red Rocket! Red Rocket! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care? Posts: 2,020	That's not right at all!

09-12-2002, 06:12 PM	#20
Dero Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,780 Photos: 6	Now it hurts... Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

09-12-2002, 06:27 PM	#21
Badger What tan line? Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Down south Posts: 1,115	No ADD but it's still funny. Good one.

09-12-2002, 06:50 PM	#22
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Hey Les, that WAS great!!!! Scotty, wtf did you find that pic!

09-12-2002, 06:51 PM	#23
bigss75 Let Me See Yo Grill Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 5,125

09-12-2002, 08:05 PM	#24
Badger What tan line? Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Down south Posts: 1,115	After a little thinking I am sure that I am just as shallow as this guy. I'll just keep thinking of ways to get to "heaven" just like all of the other guys here.

09-12-2002, 10:56 PM	#25
lean_n_76er Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: right where I want to be Posts: 2,225	Good joke Les! STB goes to the same sites as Kuso to find that shyt! Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!

09-13-2002, 02:21 AM	#26
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kabul, Afghanistan Posts: 29,587	Les, you made my day! hmmm. PB is looking to your breasts as cinnabuns....got milk? Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

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