Beer, Pizza, and Ice Cream Diet

Scotty the Body · 09-12-2002, 02:58 PM

Beer, Pizza, and Ice Cream Diet

As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat.

For example: A dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. F) will in a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of 37 degrees C (98.6 deg. F). For each gram of dessert eaten, that process takes approximately 37 calories as stated above. The average dessert portion is 6 oz, or 168 grams. Therefore, by operation of thermodynamic law, 6,216 calories (1 cal./gm/deg. x 37 deg. x 168 gms) are extracted from body fat as the dessert's temperature is normalized. Allowing for the 1,200 latent calories in the dessert, the net calorie loss is approximately 5,000 calories.

Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat, the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories, but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing process.

Thus the net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer. Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since it takes 83 cal./gm to melt them (i.e., raise them to 0 deg. C) and an additional 37 cal./gm to further raise them to body temperature. The results here are really remarkable, and it beats running hands down.

Unfortunately, for those who eat pizza as an excuse to drink beer, pizza (loaded with latent calories and served above body temperature) induces an opposite effect. But, thankfully, as the astute reader should have already reasoned, the obvious solution is to drink a lot of beer with pizza and follow up immediately with large bowls of ice cream.

We could all be thin if we were to adhere religiously to a pizza, beer, and ice cream diet.

NickB · 09-12-2002, 03:37 PM

lmfao.

if only it were true

lean_n_76er · 09-12-2002, 10:31 PM

OH BOY! Wait until I tell Team DPW8 about this new diet! I'll start right away! Won't they be proud of me!!

(looking around in fear for DPW8)

w8lifter · 09-12-2002, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lean_n_76er

(looking around in fear for DPW8)

As you should be

lean_n_76er · 09-12-2002, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by w8lifter

As you should be

SHYT! that didn't take long! You got sugar radar or something???

w8lifter · 09-12-2002, 10:36 PM

Dr. Pain · 09-12-2002, 10:38 PM

I'd worry about her, I am the nice one...she just doubled a clients punisment that I handed down for cheating...and another time, she gave the client extra cardio....called it BOOM BOOM, but we all know what that means LOL

DP

lean_n_76er · 09-12-2002, 10:40 PM

Now BOOM BOOM I can handle, it's the diet that's killing me!

coleman · 09-13-2002, 03:32 AM

this has been up b4...and i still can't figure out if it is meant to be a joke...cause it is one joule rather than one calorie to heat 1 gram of water up 1 degree centigrade...and seeing as there are 4200 joules in a calorie...your other numbers might be a bit off

w8lifter · 09-13-2002, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dr. Pain
I'd worry about her, I am the nice one...she just doubled a clients punisment that I handed down for cheating...and another time, she gave the client extra cardio....called it BOOM BOOM, but we all know what that means LOL

DP

Very funny

**dg806** · 09-13-2002, 07:29 AM

I would like to hear an explanation on how many calories Boom Boom burns!!

w8lifter · 09-13-2002, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dg806
I would like to hear an explanation on how many calories Boom Boom burns!!

Your explanation

dino · 09-13-2002, 07:41 AM

Hey, I'm on that diet now as we speak.....

Except I've added sex to the mix.......lol

**dg806** · 09-13-2002, 07:45 AM

Calories Burned During Sex

TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
Without her agreement - 187 cal

TAKING OFF THE BRA

With one hand being slapped - 37 cal

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection - 6 cal

PRELIMINARIES

Without caring at all - 0 cal

WHEN DOING IT

Just on the floor - 8 cal

POSITIONS
anyway....?

HAVING AN ORGASM
Real - 112 cal

POST ORGASM
Staying in bed - 8 cal

GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
who cares...?

PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES

Being in a hurry - 98 cal

Total...456 calories.....Is that enough to at least have a Beer??

09-12-2002, 02:58 PM	#1
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	Beer, Pizza, and Ice Cream Diet Beer, Pizza, and Ice Cream Diet As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat. For example: A dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. F) will in a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of 37 degrees C (98.6 deg. F). For each gram of dessert eaten, that process takes approximately 37 calories as stated above. The average dessert portion is 6 oz, or 168 grams. Therefore, by operation of thermodynamic law, 6,216 calories (1 cal./gm/deg. x 37 deg. x 168 gms) are extracted from body fat as the dessert's temperature is normalized. Allowing for the 1,200 latent calories in the dessert, the net calorie loss is approximately 5,000 calories. Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat, the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories, but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing process. Thus the net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer. Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since it takes 83 cal./gm to melt them (i.e., raise them to 0 deg. C) and an additional 37 cal./gm to further raise them to body temperature. The results here are really remarkable, and it beats running hands down. Unfortunately, for those who eat pizza as an excuse to drink beer, pizza (loaded with latent calories and served above body temperature) induces an opposite effect. But, thankfully, as the astute reader should have already reasoned, the obvious solution is to drink a lot of beer with pizza and follow up immediately with large bowls of ice cream. We could all be thin if we were to adhere religiously to a pizza, beer, and ice cream diet.
	Cool

09-12-2002, 10:31 PM	#3
lean_n_76er Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: right where I want to be Posts: 2,225	OH BOY! Wait until I tell Team DPW8 about this new diet! I'll start right away! Won't they be proud of me!! (looking around in fear for DPW8)
	Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!

09-12-2002, 10:40 PM	#8
lean_n_76er Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: right where I want to be Posts: 2,225	Now BOOM BOOM I can handle, it's the diet that's killing me!
	Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!

09-13-2002, 03:32 AM	#9
coleman Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,187	this has been up b4...and i still can't figure out if it is meant to be a joke...cause it is one joule rather than one calorie to heat 1 gram of water up 1 degree centigrade...and seeing as there are 4200 joules in a calorie...your other numbers might be a bit off
	"I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment." Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City.

09-13-2002, 07:29 AM	#11
dg806 Guardian of The Homeland Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Charlotte NC Posts: 17,270	I would like to hear an explanation on how many calories Boom Boom burns!!
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09-12-2002, 03:37 PM	#2
NickB Damn, so many new faces. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: California Posts: 498	lmfao. if only it were true

09-12-2002, 10:36 PM	#6
w8lifter Join Date: May 2001 Location: Around..... Posts: 14,964

09-12-2002, 10:38 PM	#7
Dr. Pain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Get the Duct Tape...I'm Ripped Again! Posts: 11,239	I'd worry about her, I am the nice one...she just doubled a clients punisment that I handed down for cheating...and another time, she gave the client extra cardio....called it BOOM BOOM, but we all know what that means LOL DP

09-13-2002, 07:41 AM	#13
dino Born-again newbie Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 621	Hey, I'm on that diet now as we speak..... Except I've added sex to the mix.......lol
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09-13-2002, 07:45 AM	#14
dg806 Guardian of The Homeland Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Charlotte NC Posts: 17,270	Calories Burned During Sex TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES Without her agreement - 187 cal TAKING OFF THE BRA With one hand being slapped - 37 cal PUTTING ON THE CONDOM With erection - 6 cal PRELIMINARIES Without caring at all - 0 cal WHEN DOING IT Just on the floor - 8 cal POSITIONS anyway....? HAVING AN ORGASM Real - 112 cal POST ORGASM Staying in bed - 8 cal GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION who cares...? PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES Being in a hurry - 98 cal Total...456 calories.....Is that enough to at least have a Beer??
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