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Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care?
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BODYBUILDING SUPPLEMENTS High Quality Supplements For Bodybuilders and Athletes. www.ironmaglabs.com Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex."
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid!" When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "Every room in the place is for sex." I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too." One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show-off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too." Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex." My case comes up Friday. |
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Let Me See Yo Grill
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Colorado
Posts: 5,123
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I'm Dead Sexxxxy!!
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Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Canada
Posts: 4,970
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hahahahahaha
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Cool
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What tan line?
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Down south
Posts: 1,115
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Super Hero in Training
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Tip of the spear!
Posts: 28,291
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I remember this one.
good stuff! |
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: my own lil world
Posts: 867
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Gots the giggles now.. Too funny!
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EAST COAST BRAT
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Very good as usual MMAFITER!!!! |
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