Reply With QuoteFirst the shower curtain is getting pulled down and layed out in the living room and the body set on the shower curtain. Then I'm ordering pizza and eating some when it arrives before starting to dismember the body. About a half hour. Then you can use the more brutal tools without making such a mess because the blood has coagulated enough it isn't going to spray all over the place using power tools. Make the big parts small, bag them up and drive around and toss a bag into this dumpster, the one across the street, a bag behind the theater, etc until it was all gone.
Problem solved.
You are quiet and reading the thread title then
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06-30-2010, 09:15 PM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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You are quiet and reading the thread title then
OMG a dead body falls on your lap!!!!
Someone you dont know, dropped dead in your arms. You must dispose of the body in 1 hour in your present situation, whatever your situation is while reading the thread. How would YOU do it?
1 hour!
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06-30-2010, 09:21 PM #2.45 ACP rules!
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06-30-2010, 09:25 PM #4Monochromatic Bunny
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If you are the Myk I know, you once told a guy that had his siter raped that she liked it. I am sure you can handle a fictional dead body scenario.
Originally Posted by MyK 3.0
Think of it like RPG. Next time I will use zombies.
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06-30-2010, 10:10 PM #5Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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You're doing drugs again aren't you?
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Originally Posted by Vieope
If you are the Myk I know, you once told a guy that had his siter raped that she liked it. I am sure you can handle a fictional dead body scenario.
Think of it like RPG. Next time I will use zombies.
If you can find that post, I will be your friend!
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I am on an oil rig.
Easy answer? Overboard for the sharks.
More creative? Eat him for the protein.First cycle log DOOM!http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/an...cycle-log.html
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Is there a hidden meaning to this thread, it was written in italics.
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i would call the amberlamps.
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Call the coroner, have it carted away properly,,,,then fix that big damn hole in my roof....
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is it a guy or girl? if it is a girl, how hot is she and how long as she been dead?
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Originally Posted by Vieope
If you are the Myk I know, you once told a guy that had his siter raped that she liked it. I am sure you can handle a fictional dead body scenario.
Think of it like RPG. Next time I will use zombies. Originally Posted by MyK 3.0
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Originally Posted by fufu
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I like the way you think. But if she is dead longer there is a positive side. She is softer. It would be easier to make new holes to ... you know! Originally Posted by fufu
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throw it off the balcony and wash my hands...
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The brains would still be moist, friction from a bone saw might heat the surrounding gray matter making it warmer......just imagine sinking your gristle into gooey head meat..... Originally Posted by Vieope
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Well, it looks like they got the computers fixed in the day room.
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powerful one's at that (cocaine is a hell of a drug) Originally Posted by dg806
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bahahahhahahahh Originally Posted by DaMayor
Well, it looks like they got the computers fixed in the day room.
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the mental hospital got the computers fixed in the day room Originally Posted by unclem
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Weak....we do elephant tranquilizers. Originally Posted by legendkiller85
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I'd call the local police, of course. Originally Posted by Vieope
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