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    A fun way to wake up a friend

    So there is this great guy I know and we talk only during the summer when I go to his beach house. He is very cool but the only thing that bothers me is that sometimes he wakes me up too early with the sound of his TV. Playing video games or tv shows. So I want to wake him up in a cool way too.

    He always told me he is afraid of aliens and the closest thing I can find that looks like an alien is an octopus. So I want to put a dead octopus in his bed. A picture of a dead octopus..


    If it was you..Would you be a little scared? wake up and laugh? dont even notice it?
    I want to put it right on his chest, very slow. Fun.

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    Please video this. Extra points if he shits himself.

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    I think that is a great idea.

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    Well, with it being slimy and cold, I am sure it will definately scare the shit out of him. I will never understand why people do such cruel things..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muscle_Girl View Post
    Well, with it being slimy and cold, I am sure it will definately scare the shit out of him. I will never understand why people do such cruel things..
    Because I think he would get a mild scare instead of thinking it is very scary. If I knew he would have a heart attack I wouldnt do it, of course. It is the difference of saying "BOOO" to a friend in a party and "BOOO" in Iraq. Same "BOOO", different reactions.

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    Stick a flashlight in it's head and hang it on a black rope on a long black stick and dangle it over his bed....then play a recording of some old alien spacecraft hovering noises really loud

    Make sure you kill the power to the room so he can't turn on the lights....have your camera on night vision.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Stick a flashlight in it's head and hang it on a black rope on a long black stick and dangle it over his bed....then play a recording of some old alien spacecraft hovering noises really loud

    Make sure you kill the power to the room so he can't turn on the lights....have your camera on night vision.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Stick a flashlight in it's head and hang it on a black rope on a long black stick and dangle it over his bed....then play a recording of some old alien spacecraft hovering noises really loud

    Make sure you kill the power to the room so he can't turn on the lights....have your camera on night vision.....
    Ha! I was thinking about an alien costume like those from the 50s movies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope View Post
    Because I think he would get a mild scare instead of thinking it is very scary. If I knew he would have a heart attack I wouldnt do it, of course. It is the difference of saying "BOOO" to a friend in a party and "BOOO" in Iraq. Same "BOOO", different reactions.
    another awesome quote from the great vieope

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