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    Would you like free merchandise from a fictional homosexual genitalia store?

    If a store was giving away free stuff that had homosexual genitalias, if you were a girl, you would get free vagina things and if you were a guy, you understand what kind of products you would get free merchandise.

    Free TV, with a big penis on top.

    Free cup, penis shaped.

    Free t-shirts the same way.

    Would you use it?

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    I didn't realize there was a difference between homosexual genitalia and straight genitalia

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    I didn't realize there was a difference between homosexual genitalia and straight genitalia



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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    I didn't realize there was a difference between homosexual genitalia and straight genitalia
    I think he means transsexual, where they recycle the chopped off bits into coin purses and hair bands.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    I think he means transsexual, where they recycle the chopped off bits into coin purses and hair bands.....
    Is that really what he meant? That is just gross.

    I don't think that's what he meant... he was talking t-shirts and cups.

    Please clarify the question

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    Is that really what he meant? That is just gross.

    I don't think that's what he meant... he was talking t-shirts and cups.

    Please clarify the question
    Removed breasts cups, foreskin patchwork shirts....
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Removed breasts cups, foreskin patchwork shirts....
    That would take a lot of foreskin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    That would take a lot of foreskin...
    Nah, gay guys wear those half baby doll shirts, plus they stretch them to nearly transparent....
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    How the hell do you think up something like this? I likely wouldn't use a penis-tv, or penis-cup. I am perfectly fine with what I currently have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muscle_Girl View Post
    How the hell do you think up something like this? I likely wouldn't use a penis-tv, or penis-cup. I am perfectly fine with what I currently have.
    He obviously spends most of the day thinking about penises

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muscle_Girl View Post
    How the hell do you think up something like this? I likely wouldn't use a penis-tv, or penis-cup. I am perfectly fine with what I currently have.
    Of course you wouldn't but these things sell big time for bachelorette parties....and Pride Parade after parties.....
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    So.. take the freebies and sell them on ebay?
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    I'll take the plasma tv, and the car . . . make sure the penis is over-emphasised
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    Can I get the bed shaped like a cockmeat sandwich, and the four posts of cock with a scrotum skin spread canopy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
    Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
    He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Can I get the bed shaped like a cockmeat sandwich, and the four posts of cock with a scrotum skin spread canopy?
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