WHAT A GOON! He needed to obiously hit the gym!!!!

david · 09-14-2002, 05:46 PM

He should've came to Florida, take swimming lessons with me and trained in the gym! Then, split the LOOT with me!

Police responding to a house burglary in Tulsa,
Okla., were given a description of the suspect and shown which way he
ran. They quickly spotted Edward Jerome McBride, 37, and watched as he
dove into the Arkansas River. "They began ordering the suspect to get
out of the river, but the suspect continued carrying the bag [of loot]
and swimming farther from shore," a police spokesman said. Then McBride
started calling for help. Two officers jumped in to try to rescue him,
but they were too late -- he drowned. McBride couldn't swim very well
because the duffel bag he was dragging weighed 55 pounds. Even though
he dropped it before going under, he had "a significant amount" of
jewelry stuffed into his cargo pants pockets dragging him down

Dero · 09-14-2002, 05:51 PM

What a fitting end...
Death,due to stolen jewleries!!!

Instead of overcrowding another jail!!!

david · 09-14-2002, 05:55 PM

More like, what a Cheese Head! Only when someone is trying to get away with something, the weirdest stupidest things happen. However, death became of him!

Quote the Raven! Nevermore!

Dero · 09-14-2002, 05:57 PM

Yes,Edgar Allen Poe!!!

Then later on,Allan Parson Project.

Badger · 09-14-2002, 06:30 PM

Sweet justice.

**Mudge** · 09-14-2002, 07:47 PM

Another retarded criminal for the recordbooks.

NickB · 09-14-2002, 08:34 PM

i'll splt whatever loot i get with you if you help me train

lean_n_76er · 09-15-2002, 10:50 PM

There's another Darwin Award going to happen!

butterfly · 09-16-2002, 12:21 AM

Stupid Criminal Tricks

Fade · 09-16-2002, 12:24 AM

Hope he didn't have kids. Don't want his stupid gene spreading.

david · 09-16-2002, 10:50 AM

Here's a criminal (stupid) trick and the act of "jeans" (genes) that I tried to pull on my mom when I was 16.

I had to sneak a pint of Rumplemintz out the door to go to a party one night (16 yrs. old) so I rammed it down my pants. Can you imagine the site of me. My mother gave me the routine questioning (Very conservative parents) and I was slightly sweating hoping my mother would end her questions. When I went to wipe my forehead the bottle slipped 2 inches and she saw it and asked "what the hell is in my pants." I hunched forward and told her I had a cramp and to get a warm towel. When she came back, I had thrown the bottle into my jacket and continued to hunch over. She brought the towel and I lifted my shirt and applied it to my lower abdomen area for a minute. She says to me, I thought it hurt in the groinal area. I told her that area is fine now but it moved toward my lower abdomen and that I'm fine. I asked her to take the towel back and "sayanora" and ran out the door with my coat of course! "Whew!"

The difference here is, I was 16 and the criminal was twice my age.

I almost died and he did!

Triple Threat · 09-16-2002, 11:30 AM

Mother Nature's way of removing the deadwood.

09-14-2002, 05:46 PM	#1
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	WHAT A GOON! He needed to obiously hit the gym!!!! He should've came to Florida, take swimming lessons with me and trained in the gym! Then, split the LOOT with me! Police responding to a house burglary in Tulsa, Okla., were given a description of the suspect and shown which way he ran. They quickly spotted Edward Jerome McBride, 37, and watched as he dove into the Arkansas River. "They began ordering the suspect to get out of the river, but the suspect continued carrying the bag [of loot] and swimming farther from shore," a police spokesman said. Then McBride started calling for help. Two officers jumped in to try to rescue him, but they were too late -- he drowned. McBride couldn't swim very well because the duffel bag he was dragging weighed 55 pounds. Even though he dropped it before going under, he had "a significant amount" of jewelry stuffed into his cargo pants pockets dragging him down

09-14-2002, 05:51 PM	#2
Dero Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,779 Photos: 6	What a fitting end... Death,due to stolen jewleries!!! Instead of overcrowding another jail!!!
	Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

09-14-2002, 05:57 PM	#4
Dero Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,779 Photos: 6	Yes,Edgar Allen Poe!!! Then later on,Allan Parson Project.
	Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

09-14-2002, 07:47 PM	#6
Mudge Pizza the Hut Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 23,075 Photos: 1	Another retarded criminal for the recordbooks.
	Kinesiology Vote @ Top 25 Deads Comp Bench Motivation Bench form MaxCalc Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu I don't know any sources so don't ask - thanks

09-15-2002, 10:50 PM	#8
lean_n_76er Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: right where I want to be Posts: 2,225	There's another Darwin Award going to happen!
	Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!

09-14-2002, 05:55 PM	#3
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	More like, what a Cheese Head! Only when someone is trying to get away with something, the weirdest stupidest things happen. However, death became of him! Quote the Raven! Nevermore!

09-14-2002, 06:30 PM	#5
Badger What tan line? Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Down south Posts: 1,115	Sweet justice.

09-14-2002, 08:34 PM	#7
NickB Damn, so many new faces. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: California Posts: 498	i'll splt whatever loot i get with you if you help me train

09-16-2002, 12:21 AM	#9
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11	Stupid Criminal Tricks
	~Ann We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. -Harry Edwards

09-16-2002, 12:24 AM	#10
Fade I'm the daddy Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, Tx Posts: 3,007 Photos: 5	Hope he didn't have kids. Don't want his stupid gene spreading.

09-16-2002, 10:50 AM	#11
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Here's a criminal (stupid) trick and the act of "jeans" (genes) that I tried to pull on my mom when I was 16. I had to sneak a pint of Rumplemintz out the door to go to a party one night (16 yrs. old) so I rammed it down my pants. Can you imagine the site of me. My mother gave me the routine questioning (Very conservative parents) and I was slightly sweating hoping my mother would end her questions. When I went to wipe my forehead the bottle slipped 2 inches and she saw it and asked "what the hell is in my pants." I hunched forward and told her I had a cramp and to get a warm towel. When she came back, I had thrown the bottle into my jacket and continued to hunch over. She brought the towel and I lifted my shirt and applied it to my lower abdomen area for a minute. She says to me, I thought it hurt in the groinal area. I told her that area is fine now but it moved toward my lower abdomen and that I'm fine. I asked her to take the towel back and "sayanora" and ran out the door with my coat of course! "Whew!" The difference here is, I was 16 and the criminal was twice my age. I almost died and he did!

09-16-2002, 11:30 AM	#12
Triple Threat ... Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lost Posts: 9,490 Photos: 6	Mother Nature's way of removing the deadwood.

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