Reply With Quotewell.. the gov't recently passed that regulation where cigarette companys have to put a chemical in the cigs now to make them go out faster when not being consistently inhaled. Im assuming to stop ppl from falling asleep and catching their house on fire. Forgive me for not having a link to the new reg.....
but...... I did hear the chemical was carpet glue. Have fun smoking that stuff....
Help talk me out of going to the store to buy smokes!
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07-19-2010, 05:30 PM #1Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Help talk me out of going to the store to buy smokes!
I just ate a few zanny bars and a couple of valium. Now I want to go to the store and buy some cigarettes. Help remind me why this is a big fucking mistake.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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Well, you'll waste a lot of money and possibly take it up permanently, and then die from it. I've had two people I cared about die from smoking-related cancer.
Plus, smoking declares that you're a tool; and I know something about you KelJu and you're no tool. Are you?So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
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This might help:
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07-19-2010, 05:37 PM #5Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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I appreciate the attempt, but I need more. Call me a pussy. Call me a weak little bitch if I can't manage my own addictions. I need to summons my rage and turn it on myself.
Somebody make me angry.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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07-19-2010, 05:40 PM #6Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Make you angry? You can do that. Consider...
You're supposed to have stopped smoking, yet here you, unable to control yourself. There should be few things that should piss you off as much as not being in control of yourself. It says that your weak at a level that involves no one but you. It's the worst sort of weak.So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
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get this ash-try.....
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I think I am going to eat some more pills than go to sleep. Maybe the cravings will be gone tomorrow.
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smoking turns you into this...........ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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07-19-2010, 05:43 PM #10Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Thanks for the help. I think you guys saved me from a trip to the drugstore. I haven;t taken Valium in a while, and I don't think I ever will again. This shit saps my intensity right out of me. I like my intensity. It keeps me moving.
I think a couple of Ambien and Seroquel should knock me out for about 20 hours, and I will feel fine tomorrow.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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^^^^^^^^how long have you quit bro? dont pick up now, your past the 3 day withdrawl period arnt ya?
are you bi-polar, you take seroquel? ambien is just as bad its addictive also.
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The cravings will be there for life
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the store has no jewish cigarettes Kelju
TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.
Originally Posted by REDDOG309
The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.
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I thought I had that sorry smiley trademarked, hmm..
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cIGARRETTES ARE GOOD TO EAT NYOM-NYOM
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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How about this: The mega-rich tobacco companies target and feed on the stupidest, low IQ demographics in this nation. When I say low IQ, we're talking an IQ of lower than 90 -- ghetto stuff. How does it feel to be used by your IQ superiors, the tobacco industry? Originally Posted by KelJu
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07-19-2010, 09:31 PM #17Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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Sucking on those cigs are like sucking a dick. You my friend are an expert. Originally Posted by KelJu
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kelju you dumbass. I know you won't read this till tomorrow, but when you do you need to pull your head out your ass. I've been watching your new journal and it kicks ass. you've gone from a self described lazy ass sack of chain smoking shit to back on track to being the bad ass you were. if you fucking throw that away for a fucking cigarette I'm going to be disappointed
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In some cases smoking cigarettes has been known to make your dick fall off.
little.girl.little.girl.you.should.close.your.eyes .that.view.is.gettin'.me.high
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I KNEW you used to be a guy. Originally Posted by SYN
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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Thanks guys for the support. I weathered the storm, but man do I feel like I got hit by a train this morning. Valium and Xanax are for the birds. I think I'll sell the rest of what I got.
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Honestly, I cant believe this. You or anyone of a younger generation. Havent you read a fucking book? How about a newspaper? Its fucking stupid and so are you. I dont want to tire myself out by telling you as to why, its not that important to me. Because of your co-dependency, you wont listen anyway. If you havent already, you wont now.
Its times like these that make my life so much better knowing I am not this much of a fuck up like other people.
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07-20-2010, 08:09 AM #23Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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I am confused. Originally Posted by AKIRA
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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I took a valium last night....I was in a sweet zone of comfort the blanket of solitude swaddled me, I was lying in a brushed suede hammock suspended between clouds in the sky of my mind. I was watching my recorded episodes of Alway's Sunny in Philly laughing my ass off and not worrying about going back to work today and being all alone because my manager is on vacation, phones ringing and on hold on all three lines, vmail flashing with dozens of missed calls, my feet burning from working 12 hours+. But it was all worth it I ended up feeling renewed and able to conquer another world.... Originally Posted by KelJu
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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and drag down the features of age,
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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07-20-2010, 02:33 PM #25Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Good, you wanna buy the rest of mine? Originally Posted by maniclion
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Kelju, Trouble is, nicotine is a great drug. Great as in a consistent upper, seems to clear the mind and lift the spirits -- and it also delays the pain that comes inevitably with addiction. But cigarettes are killers, and the most destructive of all delivery systems. I chain dipped Copenhagen snuff for 22-years. One and a half cans a day; would go to sleep with the shit in my mouth. Get up the next morning, have a glass of sweet tea, take a dip, and I was off to the head to enjoy a consistently first rate dump. (It's a vasoconstrictor; perfect for catalyzing great shits.) But two decades of this shit, I hated the fact I was so depended, my lips were a mess, and I was scared as hell I'd run out of the stuff when in foreign countries because you can't find it outside the US. So here's what worked for me: I wrote a signed oath to my sons that I would not use tobacco for one year. You can't break a promise like that, and I didn't. But what a bitch -- cold sweats, the shakes. Awful for the first three days, the third week, the third month. The cravings always seemed to peak on the 3s. I got to the end of the year and didn't go back because the stuff scared me so bad by then. Addiction really is like a physical sickness. Weather the first three days, and be secure in the knowledge that you have already weathered the worst of the pain. It only gets better from there. If you HAVE to have nicotine, switch the delivery system. Try the gum. Skoal bandits are great, and not nearly the killer that cigarettes are (according to an article in the British Journal of Medicine). And no one knows your doing it, either. Good luck.
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Your a pussy smeok some weed that will make u not want to leave your house Originally Posted by KelJu
If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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You requested for someone to make you angry. Originally Posted by KelJu
I am confused.
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Originally Posted by AKIRA
You requested for someone to make you angry.
No dude, lol. Ignore that post. I had misread it and it was too late to go back and edit it.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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