Thread: Poisening myself to lose weight

Originally Posted by The Situation

tape worms can kill ya too

I got some kind of tapeworm in Sumatra the Docs still can't indentify. So far so good, we're getting along fine, it's doesn't bother me, I don't bother it. But it's only been about 15 years.

Originally Posted by brk_nemesis

or you can take $30 you would normally spend on food, and spend that on a fat burner that will make your appetite non-existent.

I bought a few bottles of MX-LS7 and it didn't help

ehh.. i tried LS7 a while back.... M&Ms did better for an appetite suppressant than that shit....

Join the Marine Corps.

Originally Posted by The Situation

tape worms can kill ya too

we're all gonna die someday.

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

we're all gonna die someday.

Not if you have a symbiote like the tapeworm, they grow so large their tail inserts into your penis, their bodies twist and turn through the torso, loops fill the arms and they end in your brain cavity.....for some reason they don't get into the legs, maybe because they are worms and don't understand the concept of walking, but they don't. So a symbiotic person on that level ends up in a wheelchair, making us believe they are paraplegics or in extreme cases they seem completely immobile like Hawkings.(who by the way lost all brain control when he was a small boy, any scientific theory he has come up with since was purely his symbiotes own conclusions)......

who by the way lost all brain control when he was a small boy, any scientific theory he has come up with since was purely his symbiotes own conclusions)......

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

we're all gonna die someday.

yea but nothing like a worm stuck in the old brain.Or when ya sleep at night it pokes its head out and lays its eggs outside your ass....

Originally Posted by maniclion

Not if you have a symbiote like the tapeworm, they grow so large their tail inserts into your penis, their bodies twist and turn through the torso, loops fill the arms and they end in your brain cavity.....for some reason they don't get into the legs, maybe because they are worms and don't understand the concept of walking, but they don't. So a symbiotic person on that level ends up in a wheelchair, making us believe they are paraplegics or in extreme cases they seem completely immobile like Hawkings.(who by the way lost all brain control when he was a small boy, any scientific theory he has come up with since was purely his symbiotes own conclusions)......

I understand what your saying...what are you smoking pass that shit to the nigga on your left

Originally Posted by ceazur

Join the Marine Corps.

I did that back in '95. I was in till 2000

Try crack. Never seen a fat crackhead.

Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

I did that back in '95. I was in till 2000

You were in the Corps and you are acting this away? You need to get motivated Marine. Mind over matter. Forget fast food. Do you want to be a fat loser that can't stand to look at himself in the mirror because you let your body get away from you. I mean come on, cut off that rap music, turn on some hardcore rock, strap on some gloves, running shoes, and hit the gym an weights until you can't breathe anymore. Someone on this site told me, it's mind over matter, if you don't mind, it don't matter.

You control what goes in your body. Your telling me you can't control your own actions? I don't fucking believe it. If you can go through 3 months of DI's running there verbal cocks down your throat, and working the piss out of you from dusk till dawn ,but you can't order grilled chicken instead of a whopper then you are a sad excuse for a Marine.

No disrespect intended, especially since your a Marine and I am merely a nasty fucking civilian wanna-be. God Bless.

Originally Posted by brk_nemesis

Tapeworms know black holes better than you do, I mean they pop their heads out of one almost every night while their host sleeps....unless you've been poking your head in those same holes you are severely out experienced....

I stay away from those black holes.....

Down here "black hole" is slang for a fat ass snatch. Luckily I have never been THAT drunk.....

just stop being a fat fucker, and dont ram food down your throat like a hog,, problem solved

I love you too.

I was 18 in the Marines. I'm twice that now and work full time and have kids.

Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

I love you too.

I was 18 in the Marines. I'm twice that now and work full time and have kids.

u still find time to eat fat ass

Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan

I love you too.

I was 18 in the Marines. I'm twice that now and work full time and have kids.

Once a Marine, Always a Marine.

I can eat while I drive, I can't exercise while drive

Take up pole dancing... it will burn the calories