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09-21-2002, 04:05 PM #1The Original Jackass
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Damn, did I ever dodge a bullet!
Okay, first I have to take you all on a little flashback to a year and a half ago. (I'll make it quick) Two weeks left of school and there was this girl who liked me and I figured 'May as well have a couple week fling' I told her right off the start that it was only for the two weeks I was here and she said "No problem" So it is cool, she told me she couldn't get pregnant, only had one partner before, so I figure this is a pretty sweet deal and like an idiot go without the condom and finish the job in her. This happened several times before I left. Then summer comes and I go back to the rockies. The psycho bitch finds my phone # at home starts calling me offfering to drive down and visit me. She gets my mailing address
and starts writing me, so I pretty much blow her off saying I wasn't comming back I hooked up with my ex. It was a lie, but it worked. When I came back I told her I was still with my ex so she kinda left me alone. Then the chick moved and have not heard anything of her till last night.
Her sister walks up to me in the bar and says " SO do you know how Melissa is doing?" "Well, no I haven't heard anything of her for a while now." THen she say's "Well, she is pregnant."
"What? She told me she couldn't get pregnant!"
"Oh she can. That's just what she tellls guys so that she can latch on to them!"
Can you believe that psycho bitch??!! She lied to me and tried to get pregnant by me! Holy shit, I know it isn't mine as it has been 1.5 years since I did the deed with her, but shit, I was still shaking by the fact of how close I came to screwing my life over. Well that's my story.
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09-21-2002, 04:30 PM #2Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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09-21-2002, 04:38 PM #3Senior Member
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Actually Irontime, with your poor gentic pool it could have taken 1.5 years for your little bastard sperm to make the trip!
I think you're in a whole lotta trouble, Dad.
Just kidding. I wonder what that chick could be thinking? Does she really think she'll have a great life if she traps some guy by becoming pregnant?
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09-21-2002, 04:45 PM #4Just me, being me.
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Re: Damn, did I ever dodge a bullet!
Nasty one brudda, I have had the unfortunate pleasure of flings that result in the "I'm Late" phone call, happened twice, both times I used a rubber but I was still thinking what If?? Both times turned out to be nothing. always remeber even if they can't get prego.............. when you wrap your weiner sex is much cleaner!!Originally posted by irontime
Okay, first I have to take you all on a little flashback to a year and a half ago. (I'll make it quick) Two weeks left of school and there was this girl who liked me and I figured 'May as well have a couple week fling' I told her right off the start that it was only for the two weeks I was here and she said "No problem" So it is cool, she told me she couldn't get pregnant, only had one partner before, so I figure this is a pretty sweet deal and like an idiot go without the condom and finish the job in her. This happened several times before I left. Then summer comes and I go back to the rockies. The psycho bitch finds my phone # at home starts calling me offfering to drive down and visit me. She gets my mailing address and starts writing me, so I pretty much blow her off saying I wasn't comming back I hooked up with my ex. It was a lie, but it worked. When I came back I told her I was still with my ex so she kinda left me alone. Then the chick moved and have not heard anything of her till last night.
Her sister walks up to me in the bar and says " SO do you know how Melissa is doing?" "Well, no I haven't heard anything of her for a while now." THen she say's "Well, she is pregnant." "What? She told me she couldn't get pregnant!"
"Oh she can. That's just what she tellls guys so that she can latch on to them!"
Can you believe that psycho bitch??!! She lied to me and tried to get pregnant by me! Holy shit, I know it isn't mine as it has been 1.5 years since I did the deed with her, but shit, I was still shaking by the fact of how close I came to screwing my life over. Well that's my story.
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09-21-2002, 06:31 PM #5Sassy Lady!
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IT, I will have to be the woman in this thread and just ask you...what were you thinking? Even if she told you she couldn't get pregnant (!!??) what about diseases and such? I really didn't think that people still went around and had unprotected sex with people they barely know.
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you're not a dad now because of the whole experience. But I have to ask you...is getting a girl pregnant the only thing you worry about when having unprotected sex with somone you don't know very well?
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09-21-2002, 08:20 PM #6Senior Member
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Miss LeDix.........Irontime actually had SEX!!! Sex Miss LeDix! SEX!Originally posted by Miss LeDix
IT, I will have to be the woman in this thread and just ask you...what were you thinking? Even if she told you she couldn't get pregnant (!!??) what about diseases and such? I really didn't think that people still went around and had unprotected sex with people they barely know.
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you're not a dad now because of the whole experience. But I have to ask you...is getting a girl pregnant the only thing you worry about when having unprotected sex with somone you don't know very well?
I suspect he was so happy it was finally happening that all thought processes shut down.
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Re: Damn, did I ever dodge a bullet!
Coming from a woman dude...Originally posted by irontime
...she said "No problem"
NEVER NEVER NEVER
believe a girl when she tells you that. She's really secretly hoping that SHE will be the one to change your mind and that then you'll never want to be rid of her.~Ann
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09-21-2002, 11:49 PM #8Just me, being me.
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I refer to my words of wisdom......when you wrap your weiner sex is much cleaner!!Originally posted by Miss LeDix
IT, I will have to be the woman in this thread and just ask you...what were you thinking? Even if she told you she couldn't get pregnant (!!??) what about diseases and such? I really didn't think that people still went around and had unprotected sex with people they barely know.
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you're not a dad now because of the whole experience. But I have to ask you...is getting a girl pregnant the only thing you worry about when having unprotected sex with somone you don't know very well?*^All good things come to those who weight (lift!!!)^*
*^I'm the thread killer
I'm the thread killer
I'm the come from behind
I'm the post attacker^*
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09-22-2002, 02:35 AM #9SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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SHIT! your lucky you don't have strong swimmers IT
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09-22-2002, 05:56 AM #10Sassy Lady!
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IT and mmafiter...is safe sex with a condom not better than no sex at all????Originally posted by mmafiter
Miss LeDix.........Irontime actually had SEX!!! Sex Miss LeDix! SEX!
I suspect he was so happy it was finally happening that all thought processes shut down.
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09-22-2002, 06:03 AM #11SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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09-22-2002, 02:43 PM #12The Original Jackass
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I'll just ignore Mmafiter here
Miss Ledix: Believe me I agree with you 100%. It was stupid of me to believe that she only had sex with 1 guy before me, and if it is true I have no idea where that guy has been. So I'm not justifying my actions at all. And yes my main concern is not getting someone pregnant. If I screw up my life then it's only me, but I do NOT want to bring a kid into the mess. But I'm still a kid now and learning, but I was a younger kid then and even more foolish. At least I pulled off a nice fluke there and learned a very VERY valuable lesson, all women are evil
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09-22-2002, 08:44 PM #13What tan line?
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At least I pulled off a nice fluke there and learned a very VERY valuable lesson, all women are evil
You have learned well. (Just joking)
Although it seems that everything worked out for you on this one just remember what butterfly said earlier. NEVER trust a woman when she says that. I think that we all have had partners like this in the past but as long as we learn from our experiences then things like this won't get us in trouble in the future.
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