Thread: Baseball, for boys insecure with their manhood...

just don't poop on softball. that's a fun game.

It isn't boring if you are good at it. People don't play sports to entertain you. They play because they love the sport. Your job is probably boring to them.

I love that you named your dog Tank. Thats awesome.

Originally Posted by maniclion

Baseball is so fucking boring the only reason guys pretend to love it is because they want to pretend to be macho. They think it's the american man thing to be into but who can really enjoy it, I mean I get more entertainment watching my dogs lay on their backs playing lazy tug-o-war with one of my old socks... These guys are so insecure with their manhood that instead of admitting that baseball puts them to sleep they instead fill their brains with all the useless trivia during the long bouts of no hitters.....this is a sport so boring they have to have a 7th inning stretch so people don't get bedsores from sitting in a catatonic state for that long.... And talk about pussy they run inside at the first drop of rain.....football players live for harsh weather, they play during torrential down pours and blizzards but not those dainty baseball girls... You know how I view baseball, as a over complicated game of fetch, you got those guys spread all over the field waiting to run and fetch the ball, but only if the batter can hit the ball....even my dogs would be smart enough that if I didn't throw the ball for them to fetch in a few minutes to walk off and do something better with their time.....and then you have these guys dropping balls, my dog Tank can catch a peanut in his mouth over and over yet these guys can't manage to hang onto a large white ball using an over sized glove...

Haha how you like them apples sox?

Haha.

My obsession for sports has nothing to do with feeling macho. I can say that with 100% certainty. My obsession for the gym on the other hand..; well, I wouldn't say I love to exercise because it makes me feel macho, but it definitely makes me feel better about myself. And with my sports career now over (apparently the Patriots aren't looking for 5'7 150 pound 12 inch-cocked people for their roster), the main reason I work out is because it fills the void that I once filled through organized sport.

I have insecurities, like we all do, but I think I'm pretty good about poking fun of them, so as to not go insane about them, as many manic depressed/high anxiety people do.

If I didn't use humor to cope with my insecurities, I'd need lots of these:

pfizer does animal testing with a lab that's notorious for horrific animal abuse. cat's slammed into metal cage doors, beagles lifted up by one ear, cats and dogs sprayed with bleach etc... if you buy the products these labs work for you.

strong warning it will leave you nauseated.

http://www.peta.org/FeaturePLRS.asp?c=pfs

I understand what your saying about pfizer, but don't you think thats the insensitive douche bags working there doing that and not really company policy.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

pfizer does animal testing with a lab that's notorious for horrific animal abuse. cat's slammed into metal cage doors, beagles lifted up by one ear, cats and dogs sprayed with bleach etc... if you buy the products these labs work for you.

strong warning it will leave you nauseated.

http://www.peta.org/FeaturePLRS.asp?c=pfs

Looks like Sox is going to have to get off the Xanies.

Originally Posted by REDDOG309

I understand what your saying about pfizer, but don't you think thats the insensitive douche bags working there doing that and not really company policy.

i think pfizer has been made painfully aware of the conditions at this lab and doesn't care. who else would really work at these labs? insensitive douche bag is a requirement don't you think?

Total agreement, would love to see them get a little of that treatment back. you know karma is a bitch when its coming back around.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

i think pfizer has been made painfully aware of the conditions at this lab and doesn't care. who else would really work at these labs? insensitive douche bag is a requirement don't you think?

I think Pfizer is about making money. Period.

unscrupulous labs are a must. it is how medications get on the market then 5 years later big lawsuits come out after they kill a bunch of people.

Originally Posted by Gazhole

I love that you named your dog Tank. Thats awesome.

I got's 8...5 boys and 3 girls
The eldest is Ceaser aka Boogs
then the brothers Augustus Maximus aka Augie and Zeus aka Zoobie Doobie Doo
thent heir half sister Helena aka Tinky all American Eskimo's
then our Belgian Malinois Dolce aka Demon Bitch
and her 3 children fathered by Augie
the brothers Godrick Rimbaud black with white stripe on chest tall, lanky
Tank Kerouac black w/ one white paw and a white crescent wrench pattern on his chest very stout with huge muscles and broad head I swear he hits the weights when I'm not home, he does like to walk around with my girlfriends rubber coated 10 pound DB in his mouth like it's a toy...
and their sister Sookie my baby girl, when I come home she runs and jumps into my arms.....

Originally Posted by MDR

I think Pfizer is about making money. Period.

Werd.

Originally Posted by vortrit

Looks like Sox is going to have to get off the Xanies.

You look like Charlie from Always Sunny in Philly....

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

Haha.

My obsession for sports has nothing to do with feeling macho. I can say that with 100% certainty. My obsession for the gym on the other hand..; well, I wouldn't say I love to exercise because it makes me feel macho, but it definitely makes me feel better about myself. And with my sports career now over (apparently the Patriots aren't looking for 5'7 150 pound 12 inch-cocked people for their roster), the main reason I work out is because it fills the void that I once filled through organized sport.

I have insecurities, like we all do, but I think I'm pretty good about poking fun of them, so as to not go insane about them, as many manic depressed/high anxiety people do.

If I didn't use humor to cope with my insecurities, I'd need lots of these:

footballs

We have cricket here which is similar and it's hella boring i imagine baseball being the same only sport i like watching is fighting mma, boxing, underground you name it

Xanax fucking rule and baseball is fucking boring, mix them two together and you get a good nap on the couch.

Originally Posted by legendkiller85

footballs

My Xanax never come in this packageing. mine come in either a baggie or rolled up in a tissue, must be from a different pharmacy.

I love baseball, but I also recognize satire when I see it. I also love dogs. Nice job Maniclion, very funny stuff. Reps from here.

Baseball is only slightly better than football

I was a natural athlete, and hated every sport I played. I hated football, baseball, and golf and was on all three teams. I played rugby for a few years. It wasn't half bad. I enjoyed the full contact without pads aspect until I damn near separated my shoulder.

The only sport I continue to enjoy is getting high and playing discgolf.

Originally Posted by KelJu

I was a natural athlete, and hated every sport I played. I hated football, baseball, and golf and was on all three teams. I played rugby for a few years. It wasn't half bad. I enjoyed the full contact without pads aspect until I damn near separated my shoulder.

The only sport I continue to enjoy is getting high and playing discgolf.

I was too, I enjoyed playing football but my coach made me play baseball, basketball, track and golf.....but I can't stand watching sports as a kid I'd start to watch and then get bored and have to go out and start up a game with the other kids.....

I like playing golf because i think its a great game but also because i hang out with 3 of my friends for a couple of hours outside, couple of beers, maybe a bean. laughing, its all good. even when i'm spraying the ball all over the course. i don't take it that serious.