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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
As a monstrosity, and a mother of two, I suggest getting a pellet gun and putting a couple of bb's in the cat's ear. Cats die remarkably easy. Do it at night so no one sees you doing it and you have plausible deniability. For maximum disposal, eat said cats and report back on texture, consistency, and flavor.
May the plop be on you.
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